Giving up hope is an insult to every person who has hoped before you.

There are two types of people: people who get excited about new coworkers and people who hate them.

I would be happy to never hear the word “protein” again.

Kids nowadays think bloopers are intentionally scripted and filmed comedic errors.

Look at this sentence:
Hello, good morning!

It looks really good right?

Well that was actually written by AI. This is why media literacy is so important.

The AI that I am currently promoting in this ad is scary good so look out but also please buy this product… just give in to it…

The biggest problem with the internet is the increased time we spend engaging with people who don’t love us.

When everyone had to make their own bread some people were like “fuck it” and just made shitty bread.

My child: “Last time you sang Take Down it took me down”

Me: burned

If you have a thought and no one is around to hear it, is it real?

Are there parts of bluesky that feel different than other social media.

Or is it just more of the same?