Comas
@rherstoothbrush.bsky.social
Misogynist in the feeds.
Misandrist in the streets
Misandrist in the streets
Our computers having insane prices is but a small price to pay, for the ultra rich oligarchs are wasting their resources on machines that don't work, and they will fail miserably, and they will be castrated in the streets and left to bleed out on the sidewalks. Fuck em
January 27, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Our computers having insane prices is but a small price to pay, for the ultra rich oligarchs are wasting their resources on machines that don't work, and they will fail miserably, and they will be castrated in the streets and left to bleed out on the sidewalks. Fuck em
Me after five minutes of trying to be civil with an alt right grifter paint huffer
January 23, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Me after five minutes of trying to be civil with an alt right grifter paint huffer
KH sucks. I never played it.
January 2, 2026 at 12:45 AM
KH sucks. I never played it.
How I get ready to talk about the angry ANGRON of the WORLD EATERS faction and drop all of my AWESOME takes about how they're actually the perfect legion, because they're a microcosm of the entire setting
December 29, 2025 at 11:13 AM
How I get ready to talk about the angry ANGRON of the WORLD EATERS faction and drop all of my AWESOME takes about how they're actually the perfect legion, because they're a microcosm of the entire setting
Me attempting to not go back to my violent ways every time I hear a woman describe a very obviously bi man as a "straggot"
December 21, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Me attempting to not go back to my violent ways every time I hear a woman describe a very obviously bi man as a "straggot"
This is the look I'll give to my mandatory neuralink AI "overseer" once it scans me post implantation, and with the closest thing it can calculate to horror come to the reality that I'm loaded on a lethal dose of shrooms and ket and about to unleash the first of its kind mind plague
November 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
This is the look I'll give to my mandatory neuralink AI "overseer" once it scans me post implantation, and with the closest thing it can calculate to horror come to the reality that I'm loaded on a lethal dose of shrooms and ket and about to unleash the first of its kind mind plague
Oh noooo not one of the first monsters I ever had a crush on
October 29, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Oh noooo not one of the first monsters I ever had a crush on
Ahh yes. A queef in a can
July 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Ahh yes. A queef in a can
Everyone acts like Chapelle Roan is all that, like if Tim Curry wasn't doing this shit decades ago
July 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Everyone acts like Chapelle Roan is all that, like if Tim Curry wasn't doing this shit decades ago
Please keep it going, it fuels my resolve to do what needs to be done to those execs who decided to turn one of the purest movies I have ever seen into shill slop
May 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Please keep it going, it fuels my resolve to do what needs to be done to those execs who decided to turn one of the purest movies I have ever seen into shill slop
Cis women talk shit about everyone else not putting in enough effort. I'm sorry, but it takes ZERO effort for cis women to look like this, and yet none of y'all do it
May 15, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Cis women talk shit about everyone else not putting in enough effort. I'm sorry, but it takes ZERO effort for cis women to look like this, and yet none of y'all do it
POV: you called my cooking shit and you're about to get cooked
May 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
POV: you called my cooking shit and you're about to get cooked
Me seeing a person tell me "yeah sorry i couldn't talk I was having a bad time mentally and completely isolated myself" while I have access to their timeline and can see them post shit of them hanging out with friends
March 15, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Me seeing a person tell me "yeah sorry i couldn't talk I was having a bad time mentally and completely isolated myself" while I have access to their timeline and can see them post shit of them hanging out with friends
Tweaking from happiness after following Lana for years and seeing them be so happy now
March 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Tweaking from happiness after following Lana for years and seeing them be so happy now
Me omw to tell my partner that angel said I deserve kisses and head
February 7, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Me omw to tell my partner that angel said I deserve kisses and head
THE FUCKING ONLY HIP COVERS I GRRRRR
February 7, 2025 at 8:29 AM
THE FUCKING ONLY HIP COVERS I GRRRRR
Pull the ace in my sleeve
February 6, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Pull the ace in my sleeve
Clock me in the jaw please
January 29, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Clock me in the jaw please
Maybe a little bit
January 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Maybe a little bit
I'm so awesome and funny and hot and sexy and everyone loves me
January 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I'm so awesome and funny and hot and sexy and everyone loves me
Me when I'm jerking off by myself and my partner fucking manifests in the room
January 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Me when I'm jerking off by myself and my partner fucking manifests in the room
It's happening again besties
January 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
It's happening again besties
Me two seconds after my manically depressive episodes where all strength leaves my body ends:
January 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Me two seconds after my manically depressive episodes where all strength leaves my body ends: