Rha-Bea
@rhabea.bsky.social
Magician, clown, odd ball. I will only use this platform for bad jokes.
#magic #clown #sideshow #performer #goblin
#magic #clown #sideshow #performer #goblin
Traveling with the circus currently.
Feet hurt from show boots
Shoulder in pain from set up
Balls hurt from constant busting
Sleep = a myth
Feet hurt from show boots
Shoulder in pain from set up
Balls hurt from constant busting
Sleep = a myth
October 19, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Traveling with the circus currently.
Feet hurt from show boots
Shoulder in pain from set up
Balls hurt from constant busting
Sleep = a myth
Feet hurt from show boots
Shoulder in pain from set up
Balls hurt from constant busting
Sleep = a myth
I just realized I'm the same age as Bobby Boucher in the water boy ...
April 11, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I just realized I'm the same age as Bobby Boucher in the water boy ...
Cowboy therapists are bullshit.
Their only advice is to have an emotional support daushound
Yeah that s.o.b. told me to "get a long little doggie"
Their only advice is to have an emotional support daushound
Yeah that s.o.b. told me to "get a long little doggie"
April 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Cowboy therapists are bullshit.
Their only advice is to have an emotional support daushound
Yeah that s.o.b. told me to "get a long little doggie"
Their only advice is to have an emotional support daushound
Yeah that s.o.b. told me to "get a long little doggie"
Thanks to capitalism I've gotten to pick clean the bones of two stores I loved...thanks😒 it's all I ever wanted....
March 15, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Thanks to capitalism I've gotten to pick clean the bones of two stores I loved...thanks😒 it's all I ever wanted....
Out of context things said in my home:
"Did you just plessy v furgeson that coleslaw?"
"Did you just plessy v furgeson that coleslaw?"
March 4, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Out of context things said in my home:
"Did you just plessy v furgeson that coleslaw?"
"Did you just plessy v furgeson that coleslaw?"
Did you know there's capsaicin in The membrane of jalapeños? Did you know if you dried this membrane and happened to crush it , it aerosolizes a tiny bit making a very simple but effective pepper spray? Anyways I'm going to finish cleaning off these seeds while I have trouble breathing
#airisspicy
#airisspicy
January 30, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Did you know there's capsaicin in The membrane of jalapeños? Did you know if you dried this membrane and happened to crush it , it aerosolizes a tiny bit making a very simple but effective pepper spray? Anyways I'm going to finish cleaning off these seeds while I have trouble breathing
#airisspicy
#airisspicy
January 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
There's not enough clowning on this platform, my hope is to incite some artful buffoonery
#silly4sillysake
#silly4sillysake
December 30, 2024 at 6:31 PM
There's not enough clowning on this platform, my hope is to incite some artful buffoonery
#silly4sillysake
#silly4sillysake
Did a little magic and was kinda silly on the marketplace show in Springfield
youtu.be/3gV7dwB73BM?...
youtu.be/3gV7dwB73BM?...
Can Robbie Trick Beni?
YouTube video by WICS ABC NewsChannel 20
youtu.be
December 25, 2024 at 3:31 PM
Did a little magic and was kinda silly on the marketplace show in Springfield
youtu.be/3gV7dwB73BM?...
youtu.be/3gV7dwB73BM?...
Was at a local Mexican restaurant with our regular waiter Marco. He brought out the food and he thought we needed a chicken plate and ran to the kitchen in a hurry.
I tried to stop him, i ran after yelling Marco! He ran yelling Pollo! Marco! Pollo! Marco! Pollo!
#iknowitsoundsdifferernt #dreamjokes
I tried to stop him, i ran after yelling Marco! He ran yelling Pollo! Marco! Pollo! Marco! Pollo!
#iknowitsoundsdifferernt #dreamjokes
December 15, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Was at a local Mexican restaurant with our regular waiter Marco. He brought out the food and he thought we needed a chicken plate and ran to the kitchen in a hurry.
I tried to stop him, i ran after yelling Marco! He ran yelling Pollo! Marco! Pollo! Marco! Pollo!
#iknowitsoundsdifferernt #dreamjokes
I tried to stop him, i ran after yelling Marco! He ran yelling Pollo! Marco! Pollo! Marco! Pollo!
#iknowitsoundsdifferernt #dreamjokes
Made some ninja-bread men for a cookie walk
December 14, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Made some ninja-bread men for a cookie walk
December 14, 2024 at 7:20 AM
It's hard to force a pun you have to consider its mass x acceleration
February 13, 2024 at 4:18 PM
It's hard to force a pun you have to consider its mass x acceleration
I took my nephew to a park that exists in the past and present
He said "look at me!"
I turned to the see/saw
He said "look at me!"
I turned to the see/saw
December 25, 2023 at 2:47 AM
I took my nephew to a park that exists in the past and present
He said "look at me!"
I turned to the see/saw
He said "look at me!"
I turned to the see/saw
I was on the local lifestyle show doing magic!
m.youtube.com/watch?fbclid...
m.youtube.com/watch?fbclid...
December 22, 2023 at 10:25 PM
I was on the local lifestyle show doing magic!
m.youtube.com/watch?fbclid...
m.youtube.com/watch?fbclid...