Ross Slutsky
@rgslutsky.bsky.social
Philly native, DC resident. Part-time tech lawyer, long suffering Sixers fan. Day 1 Tyrese Maxey stan. Go Birds.
Sixers spacing with the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
November 4, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Sixers spacing with the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Floor spacing in three guard lineups with Maxey, Edgecombe, McCain, and Grimes on your roster.
November 4, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Floor spacing in three guard lineups with Maxey, Edgecombe, McCain, and Grimes on your roster.
I’m at the Smoothie King. I’m at the Mattress Firm…
August 19, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I’m at the Smoothie King. I’m at the Mattress Firm…
Wore an Eagles throwback hat to Eastern Market this morning and got six Go Birds exchanges.
June 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Wore an Eagles throwback hat to Eastern Market this morning and got six Go Birds exchanges.
My Oura data from that game:
January 20, 2025 at 3:34 AM
My Oura data from that game:
My Oura data of how stressed I was from that Eagles game:
January 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
My Oura data of how stressed I was from that Eagles game:
Dido was wrong. There is a white flag above my door.
January 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Dido was wrong. There is a white flag above my door.
Still waking up every day pumped for Christopher Nolan’s adaptation of the Odyssey.
December 29, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Still waking up every day pumped for Christopher Nolan’s adaptation of the Odyssey.
Interesting own-goal by BallDontStop to make his own content look like an Onion article.
December 10, 2024 at 2:25 PM
Interesting own-goal by BallDontStop to make his own content look like an Onion article.
My favorite block today was to this replier, who I bet is really fun at parties.
November 27, 2024 at 4:50 AM
My favorite block today was to this replier, who I bet is really fun at parties.
Rese should learn from Jared about off ball movement and Jared should learn from Rese about stretching the floor by extending his range.
November 24, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Rese should learn from Jared about off ball movement and Jared should learn from Rese about stretching the floor by extending his range.
My body is ready.
November 24, 2024 at 4:27 AM
My body is ready.
Abbott and Costello
November 23, 2024 at 8:53 PM
Abbott and Costello
I’ve never wanted a popcorn bucket more in my entire life.
November 22, 2024 at 4:58 AM
I’ve never wanted a popcorn bucket more in my entire life.
Dido was wrong. There will be exactly one white flag above my door.
November 21, 2024 at 5:45 AM
Dido was wrong. There will be exactly one white flag above my door.
Why are these on my desk?
Because Maxey needs to cut em up like a gladiator tonight.
Because Maxey needs to cut em up like a gladiator tonight.
November 20, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Why are these on my desk?
Because Maxey needs to cut em up like a gladiator tonight.
Because Maxey needs to cut em up like a gladiator tonight.
Good morning! The Sixers don’t play basketball today.
November 19, 2024 at 3:09 PM
Good morning! The Sixers don’t play basketball today.
Good morning! Jared McCain (and hopefully some other folks) are playing basketball today.
November 18, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Good morning! Jared McCain (and hopefully some other folks) are playing basketball today.
Philly sports right now.
November 17, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Philly sports right now.
Nick Nurse whenever the offense stalls out
November 16, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Nick Nurse whenever the offense stalls out