“A life lived well is a life without regrets”

Never say diet.

Go completely meta and write a history book about history books.

How about “Lettuce Talk”?

Please give, every bit helps.

Draw me like you draw your French cats Jack.

The unelected media representative for the group was heard to mutter that “tariffs give me a case of existential unease and an upset tummy”
He then retired to the upstairs bathroom for a nice hot bath and some pickled herring.

Cilantro is just a gateway drug, next comes cumin or god help you basil.

I hope Americans realize that their bull is planning on stampeding over us Canadians.

If you attack us many innocent Canadians and Americans will die.
Men, women and children will be slaughtered just so your “Mad King” can feed his ego.

Now is a good time to decide how you want to be remembered.

We best leave Bones out of this one, he already has enough kills under his belt….

It’s like the promise of spring was a big, fat stinking pile of lies.

Just remember not to sit to close to the campfire….

Dracula, Nosferatu. I’ll call him whatever he likes. The undead all seem to have their anti-goth phase.

It worked for Huge Jackman.

What Monty didn’t realize is Frankie was the little weasel that got him sent to big house….

I can’t see visiting again until The Mad King is off the throne.