Ryan Godfrey
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Dillon Brooks is Dirty, episode 274. Get this bush league fool out of the league
December 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Dillon Brooks is Dirty, episode 274. Get this bush league fool out of the league
The heist of the century
A man walked into a jewelry store in New Zealand last week, picked up an extravagant Fabergé egg locket and then swallowed it, the police said. When officers arrived, he was arrested and charged with theft. After the man underwent a medical assessment, the only thing the police had to do was wait.
Man Who Swallowed Stolen Fabergé Egg Passes It Naturally, Police Say
The man ingested the egg locket at a jewelry store in New Zealand last week, according to the authorities.
nyti.ms
December 6, 2025 at 3:23 AM
The heist of the century
Will Smith of the dodgers 0 for 4 tonight. Will Smith of the sharks 1 goal tonight (so far). Will Smith of Bel Air:
a man is standing on a rug in a living room with stairs .
ALT: a man is standing on a rug in a living room with stairs .
media.tenor.com
October 29, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Will Smith of the dodgers 0 for 4 tonight. Will Smith of the sharks 1 goal tonight (so far). Will Smith of Bel Air:
The Trump admin discovered that shame only exists if you acknowledge it. If you lie it away or just shift the conversation, you never have to face consequences or feel bad for your actions.
October 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
The Trump admin discovered that shame only exists if you acknowledge it. If you lie it away or just shift the conversation, you never have to face consequences or feel bad for your actions.
2025-26 NBA Season Hope List:
1) I hope the league enforces their flopping rules and fine for flops all season.
2) I hope the media regularly points out how ridiculous the blackout rules are so I can watch Nuggets games again someday, instead of remind me that "it's a highlight league."
1) I hope the league enforces their flopping rules and fine for flops all season.
2) I hope the media regularly points out how ridiculous the blackout rules are so I can watch Nuggets games again someday, instead of remind me that "it's a highlight league."
September 21, 2025 at 2:09 AM
2025-26 NBA Season Hope List:
1) I hope the league enforces their flopping rules and fine for flops all season.
2) I hope the media regularly points out how ridiculous the blackout rules are so I can watch Nuggets games again someday, instead of remind me that "it's a highlight league."
1) I hope the league enforces their flopping rules and fine for flops all season.
2) I hope the media regularly points out how ridiculous the blackout rules are so I can watch Nuggets games again someday, instead of remind me that "it's a highlight league."
This is so good
Crockett: When you I say you are the least qualified in the history of the FBI, it’s real…
Patel: That’s false
Crockett: I didn’t ask you a question. I want to talk about why you're a failure and honestly we need to tell you, bye, bye
Patel: That’s false
Crockett: I didn’t ask you a question. I want to talk about why you're a failure and honestly we need to tell you, bye, bye
September 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
This is so good
All this happened in the pilot of the hit new show on Fox, "Chef"
San Francisco chef arrested after allegedly robbing 3 banks in a day
San Francisco chef arrested after allegedly robbing 3 banks in a day
A San Francisco chef was arrested after allegedly robbing three banks in one day, according to authorities.
www.latimes.com
September 17, 2025 at 5:56 AM
All this happened in the pilot of the hit new show on Fox, "Chef"
What a game. Can anybody read lips?
June 5, 2025 at 6:16 AM
What a game. Can anybody read lips?
Happy NBA Playoffs to everyone that celebrates!!
April 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Happy NBA Playoffs to everyone that celebrates!!
Rewatch Shoresy. Stop the trade war. Be nice to Canadians.
April 10, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Rewatch Shoresy. Stop the trade war. Be nice to Canadians.
Dems don't realize how much they come off as losers- "Look at these idiots going after democracy and ruining the country. You need to help us and mobilize against them." And then they blame us for losing elections. If the idiots are beating you, what are you?
February 16, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Dems don't realize how much they come off as losers- "Look at these idiots going after democracy and ruining the country. You need to help us and mobilize against them." And then they blame us for losing elections. If the idiots are beating you, what are you?
Hey Super Bowl. I think it's time to do away with the Roman numerals thing. It's not clever or cute or fun. Let's agree to put it away after we get a few laughs with LIX and we can use a current number system next year.
February 4, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Hey Super Bowl. I think it's time to do away with the Roman numerals thing. It's not clever or cute or fun. Let's agree to put it away after we get a few laughs with LIX and we can use a current number system next year.
NBA League Pass, but it skips the ads and skips the free throws and skips the announcers filling time while they wait for the review decision.
February 4, 2025 at 4:43 AM
NBA League Pass, but it skips the ads and skips the free throws and skips the announcers filling time while they wait for the review decision.
January 16, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Such a bears move to lose yards with an interception
December 17, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Such a bears move to lose yards with an interception
Soto is basically Trout East now. Why would you choose the Mets if the money is close?
December 9, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Soto is basically Trout East now. Why would you choose the Mets if the money is close?
The British saying hurry and Americans saying hooray sounds almost identical
December 2, 2024 at 6:46 AM
The British saying hurry and Americans saying hooray sounds almost identical
Ladies! Are you getting sick and tired of your husband eating too many snacks? Here's a tip: get smaller bowls! Look how many Cheez-Its I can fit in this thing instead of a man-sized bowl?
December 2, 2024 at 6:06 AM
Ladies! Are you getting sick and tired of your husband eating too many snacks? Here's a tip: get smaller bowls! Look how many Cheez-Its I can fit in this thing instead of a man-sized bowl?
Dillon Brooks starts a fight and then runs into Stephen Adam's arms to protect him
December 2, 2024 at 2:37 AM
Dillon Brooks starts a fight and then runs into Stephen Adam's arms to protect him
Have you ever walked into a place for a beer that was advertising tap, but it was just a tap dance studio?
November 30, 2024 at 11:55 PM
Have you ever walked into a place for a beer that was advertising tap, but it was just a tap dance studio?
An F1 race is like an NBA season. Every team needs to make adjustments at some point. Gotta stay healthy and end with good momentum.
November 24, 2024 at 6:18 AM
An F1 race is like an NBA season. Every team needs to make adjustments at some point. Gotta stay healthy and end with good momentum.
"Jenny McCarthy." "That's ok." Ouch, what a way to hear your celebrity status.
November 24, 2024 at 5:58 AM
"Jenny McCarthy." "That's ok." Ouch, what a way to hear your celebrity status.
GP2 and CP3 next to each other just reminds you of how lazy those nicknames are
November 24, 2024 at 5:09 AM
GP2 and CP3 next to each other just reminds you of how lazy those nicknames are
Deion Sanders basically creating a better version of himself as a college player with Travis Hunter is pretty amazing
November 16, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Deion Sanders basically creating a better version of himself as a college player with Travis Hunter is pretty amazing