Willie
@rgmystur.bsky.social
In one year I will eat over 1000 rodents
If you don't think men bleed once a month too, you've obviously never heard of flossing.
April 5, 2024 at 1:57 AM
If you don't think men bleed once a month too, you've obviously never heard of flossing.
It brings me little joy that my mom is destroying everyone in the March madness pool, except that my father in law can't accept it and thinks she must be (somehow?) cheating
March 29, 2024 at 1:52 AM
It brings me little joy that my mom is destroying everyone in the March madness pool, except that my father in law can't accept it and thinks she must be (somehow?) cheating
If you see a dude man spreading but only for a short time, he may just be stretching his old-ass hips so he can sleep at night. But more likely he's unsticking his balls from his leg.
March 14, 2024 at 9:41 PM
If you see a dude man spreading but only for a short time, he may just be stretching his old-ass hips so he can sleep at night. But more likely he's unsticking his balls from his leg.
Cool dad packed Doritos in the kids lunch this morning. Honestly, cool dad wanted to eat some a.m. Doritos.
March 14, 2024 at 11:49 AM
Cool dad packed Doritos in the kids lunch this morning. Honestly, cool dad wanted to eat some a.m. Doritos.
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You can just not go to the dentist for a few years as long as you don't like sweets that much and you are diligent about brushing with the occasional floss and water pick. This feels like my only COVID win.
February 17, 2024 at 2:59 AM
You can just not go to the dentist for a few years as long as you don't like sweets that much and you are diligent about brushing with the occasional floss and water pick. This feels like my only COVID win.
My doctor took credit for doing a depression screening, in which she asked "Are you depressed?" and I answered "No". End of conversation.
I'm not depressed depressed right now but I think doctors should be able to fool you into a slightly more honest answer.
I'm not depressed depressed right now but I think doctors should be able to fool you into a slightly more honest answer.
February 15, 2024 at 3:23 AM
My doctor took credit for doing a depression screening, in which she asked "Are you depressed?" and I answered "No". End of conversation.
I'm not depressed depressed right now but I think doctors should be able to fool you into a slightly more honest answer.
I'm not depressed depressed right now but I think doctors should be able to fool you into a slightly more honest answer.
Going to take President's Day off this year. Big respect to presidents.
February 14, 2024 at 2:49 AM
Going to take President's Day off this year. Big respect to presidents.
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I remember Meatball Ron when he was still just little Ron DeSanctimonious
January 22, 2024 at 3:06 AM
I remember Meatball Ron when he was still just little Ron DeSanctimonious
I hope I don't have meetings or whatever tomorrow. I want to continue just fucking around.
January 16, 2024 at 2:30 AM
I hope I don't have meetings or whatever tomorrow. I want to continue just fucking around.
All my Lions Dawgs say "Rawr"
January 15, 2024 at 4:23 AM
All my Lions Dawgs say "Rawr"
There should be songs that at least mention the Bristol Stool Chart. Maybe I'll do it. "Ode to Type 4" or something.
January 14, 2024 at 3:54 AM
There should be songs that at least mention the Bristol Stool Chart. Maybe I'll do it. "Ode to Type 4" or something.
I change a poopy diaper like a scared cop escalating tensions at a traffic stop. "GET YOUR GODDAMN HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM"
January 6, 2024 at 11:01 PM
I change a poopy diaper like a scared cop escalating tensions at a traffic stop. "GET YOUR GODDAMN HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM"
Easing back into work after the holidays. If I have to respond to more than two emails today I'm gonna freak out.
January 5, 2024 at 12:21 PM
Easing back into work after the holidays. If I have to respond to more than two emails today I'm gonna freak out.
Stuffing holiday cards. Ask me how Coors Light pairs with envelope glue.
Not that bad.
Not that bad.
December 17, 2023 at 3:51 AM
Stuffing holiday cards. Ask me how Coors Light pairs with envelope glue.
Not that bad.
Not that bad.
Just had to wait for a guy to back in to a spot in the empty lot of the grocery store. I showed him how a pull through works right after.
December 5, 2023 at 1:14 PM
Just had to wait for a guy to back in to a spot in the empty lot of the grocery store. I showed him how a pull through works right after.
A crypto account on the bird app just liked my snark reply to a John Podhoretz tweet in 2019. What is going on over there
December 4, 2023 at 2:04 PM
A crypto account on the bird app just liked my snark reply to a John Podhoretz tweet in 2019. What is going on over there
Kids these days listen to music too loud in their cars. Hi nice to meet you, I'm kids these days.
November 22, 2023 at 12:16 AM
Kids these days listen to music too loud in their cars. Hi nice to meet you, I'm kids these days.
Going to bed before 10 pm. No snacks.
November 15, 2023 at 2:56 AM
Going to bed before 10 pm. No snacks.
If you're doing a turkey for Thanksgiving it's time to take it out of the freezer and put it on the front porch
November 12, 2023 at 9:39 PM
If you're doing a turkey for Thanksgiving it's time to take it out of the freezer and put it on the front porch
Tripped on a duplo block - didn't hit the ground but somehow wrenched my neck. Highly embarrassing old man stuff.
November 12, 2023 at 6:16 PM
Tripped on a duplo block - didn't hit the ground but somehow wrenched my neck. Highly embarrassing old man stuff.
Manic depression is touchin' my hole
November 11, 2023 at 3:17 PM
Manic depression is touchin' my hole
I made mussels a couple weeks ago and I can't stop thinking about dipping bread in the sauce
November 9, 2023 at 8:30 PM
I made mussels a couple weeks ago and I can't stop thinking about dipping bread in the sauce