Austin Reynolds
@reynoldsaustin.bsky.social
Writer / AFI Conservatory Senior Lecturer and Senior Story Mentor / WGA & AAUP / AFI Alum / Blacklist Alum
He’ll get a golf course or a resort.
January 21, 2026 at 9:29 PM
He’ll get a golf course or a resort.
“It” is the Pennywise of Mac and Cheese
November 6, 2025 at 3:59 AM
“It” is the Pennywise of Mac and Cheese
AOC / Crockett 2028, please.
September 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
AOC / Crockett 2028, please.
This should be the slogan for the midterms. “Probably…”
September 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM
This should be the slogan for the midterms. “Probably…”
He only called on that guy because of his boom mic…
July 23, 2025 at 4:00 AM
He only called on that guy because of his boom mic…
Take a drink every time he says “in-dust-ry”
June 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Take a drink every time he says “in-dust-ry”
He’s really making the argument for us that we shouldn’t be electing septuagenarians (a word he definitely cannot pronounce, spell or understand).
May 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
He’s really making the argument for us that we shouldn’t be electing septuagenarians (a word he definitely cannot pronounce, spell or understand).
Does she only fly on private planes? Does she pee in bottles in her seat?
May 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Does she only fly on private planes? Does she pee in bottles in her seat?
He should repaint all the stations beige. He and his friends would feel safe at 2am if the walls looked like their lives. We’ll take high-speed rails across the country, even if the insides look like a republican.
April 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
He should repaint all the stations beige. He and his friends would feel safe at 2am if the walls looked like their lives. We’ll take high-speed rails across the country, even if the insides look like a republican.