Rex Halligan
@rexhalligan.bsky.social
Professional Firefighter. Burlesque performer. Union strong. General history and science nerd.
Not the fucking Razor Ramon pyro at Charlie Kirk’s funeral
September 22, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Not the fucking Razor Ramon pyro at Charlie Kirk’s funeral
“Tickets are more at the door, but you can save $5 by preordering tickets, with a $5 eventbrite fee!”
September 9, 2025 at 3:31 PM
“Tickets are more at the door, but you can save $5 by preordering tickets, with a $5 eventbrite fee!”
LEAKED TRACK LISTING:
1. Changing in the walk in
2. Creepy DJ
3. Why won’t you work this sex party for $50?
4. Exposure
5. Teaching after 3 months
6. An uber is what?!
7. Toilet selfie
8. You’re so brave
1. Changing in the walk in
2. Creepy DJ
3. Why won’t you work this sex party for $50?
4. Exposure
5. Teaching after 3 months
6. An uber is what?!
7. Toilet selfie
8. You’re so brave
August 13, 2025 at 1:34 PM
LEAKED TRACK LISTING:
1. Changing in the walk in
2. Creepy DJ
3. Why won’t you work this sex party for $50?
4. Exposure
5. Teaching after 3 months
6. An uber is what?!
7. Toilet selfie
8. You’re so brave
1. Changing in the walk in
2. Creepy DJ
3. Why won’t you work this sex party for $50?
4. Exposure
5. Teaching after 3 months
6. An uber is what?!
7. Toilet selfie
8. You’re so brave
Me explaining to my plants that there is a limited number of spots in this NYC apartment, and if they want a spot, they need to start succeeding out here in the garden before winter
July 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Me explaining to my plants that there is a limited number of spots in this NYC apartment, and if they want a spot, they need to start succeeding out here in the garden before winter
Guy on a gaming forum: “it’s not set in a small town! Small towns don’t have monorails!”
Me:
Me:
April 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Guy on a gaming forum: “it’s not set in a small town! Small towns don’t have monorails!”
Me:
Me:
Get me to god’s country
April 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Get me to god’s country
Rewatched Terminator 2, and the bomb going off turning playground equipment into the 4 Horsemen is such an underrated shot.
March 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Rewatched Terminator 2, and the bomb going off turning playground equipment into the 4 Horsemen is such an underrated shot.
It’s been 40 years, and if you still put “Space Balls: The (noun)” on something, I will laugh
March 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
It’s been 40 years, and if you still put “Space Balls: The (noun)” on something, I will laugh
“So there’s this jacked half-dead guy that spreads disease, and is actually controlled by the worm in is brain.”
“So there’s this guy in the shadows that manipulates leaders, and it all stems from his huge inferiority complex.”
I’m pretty sure America just took notes on this…
“So there’s this guy in the shadows that manipulates leaders, and it all stems from his huge inferiority complex.”
I’m pretty sure America just took notes on this…
March 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
“So there’s this jacked half-dead guy that spreads disease, and is actually controlled by the worm in is brain.”
“So there’s this guy in the shadows that manipulates leaders, and it all stems from his huge inferiority complex.”
I’m pretty sure America just took notes on this…
“So there’s this guy in the shadows that manipulates leaders, and it all stems from his huge inferiority complex.”
I’m pretty sure America just took notes on this…
I love the meme and all, but when the fuck did Pokémon have guns?
March 3, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I love the meme and all, but when the fuck did Pokémon have guns?
Just booked a flight to Ireland. Throwback to the night when I got my first kilt (made from my expired fire gear)
March 1, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Just booked a flight to Ireland. Throwback to the night when I got my first kilt (made from my expired fire gear)
It’s above 40 in NYC, which means the outdoor gym/gilfriend shrine is open for the first time this year
February 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
It’s above 40 in NYC, which means the outdoor gym/gilfriend shrine is open for the first time this year
“I really love how you take safety seriously as a producer…”
“Yeah, awesome, look I’m gonna need you to put this on if you’re gonna be on stage.”
“Yeah, awesome, look I’m gonna need you to put this on if you’re gonna be on stage.”
February 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
“I really love how you take safety seriously as a producer…”
“Yeah, awesome, look I’m gonna need you to put this on if you’re gonna be on stage.”
“Yeah, awesome, look I’m gonna need you to put this on if you’re gonna be on stage.”
*punches drywall*
February 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
*punches drywall*
Turns out this just leads to an injury law firm, not an Italian dominatrix
February 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Turns out this just leads to an injury law firm, not an Italian dominatrix
There’s a convent near my firehouse. Each nun gets assigned a fireman to pray for. Today, I pulled a nun from a stuck elevator, and she says “you’re [government name]! I recognize you from your picture. I’m your prayer partner!” It was really sweet.
Anyway, tonight I’m hosting a pop up strip club.
Anyway, tonight I’m hosting a pop up strip club.
February 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
There’s a convent near my firehouse. Each nun gets assigned a fireman to pray for. Today, I pulled a nun from a stuck elevator, and she says “you’re [government name]! I recognize you from your picture. I’m your prayer partner!” It was really sweet.
Anyway, tonight I’m hosting a pop up strip club.
Anyway, tonight I’m hosting a pop up strip club.
As we all reread the constitution, I would personally like to focus on bringing back Letters of Marque, which are still constitutional in 2025
February 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
As we all reread the constitution, I would personally like to focus on bringing back Letters of Marque, which are still constitutional in 2025
Me at work after they abolish OSHA
February 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Me at work after they abolish OSHA
I can’t post on firefighter reddit, because then everyone is like “oh yeah? You’re a ‘fireman’ that runs a burlesque show, and cosplays? Fuck off.” And it’s like, yeah…that’s exactly what I do
February 3, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I can’t post on firefighter reddit, because then everyone is like “oh yeah? You’re a ‘fireman’ that runs a burlesque show, and cosplays? Fuck off.” And it’s like, yeah…that’s exactly what I do
When did Fall Out Boy start making anime?
February 3, 2025 at 6:33 PM
When did Fall Out Boy start making anime?
The Wooly Willy principle of conservation
February 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The Wooly Willy principle of conservation
My new favorite logo is from this bar in Japan, that’s just a bottle of alcohol absolutely nut shotting a brain
January 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
My new favorite logo is from this bar in Japan, that’s just a bottle of alcohol absolutely nut shotting a brain
LMAO, you can now book a private performer through Red Velvet; if you give them a $316 nonrefundable deposit, then pay whoever shows up in cash. Everything these guys do continues to be a scam
January 26, 2025 at 12:12 PM
LMAO, you can now book a private performer through Red Velvet; if you give them a $316 nonrefundable deposit, then pay whoever shows up in cash. Everything these guys do continues to be a scam
We did a promo photoshoot yesterday, and I grabbed this while the photog was doing a few individual shots. I cannot keep stating how I am the luckiest man alive
January 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We did a promo photoshoot yesterday, and I grabbed this while the photog was doing a few individual shots. I cannot keep stating how I am the luckiest man alive