it would definitely be funnier

Six months later the effects of this make it down to the hourly employees in the form of an email detailing the new policy that all associates must spend a minimum 30 minutes every shift screaming into the Pain Engine

We just had a very perfect conversation with Mr. Beezebub, he tells me he's a big fan of what we're doing over here we're looking into maybe [gesticulating] bringing him over

Is "cogent" a euphemism for "spineless and servile" where you're from

Industrializing the luxury cattle, vast factory gooncaves where cows are force-fed a life of suburban passivity

Tricksy humies keep blabberin' about SNAP. Fetter-man gonna snap they's puny necks if dey don't quit yellin' at him!

It was either Sailor Moon at a friend's house or My Neighbor Totoro (if that counts) rented from a video store. I remember being blown away by the animation quality compared to the janky ass Saturday morning cartoons I had seen up to that point.

talk to any of these deadites long enough and eventually they just turn to you all glassy-eyed and say "everyone else got to do a genocide, why not us?"

I'm really not in the mood for smooth-brained literalism right now

this reminds me of my favorite Andor quote about having "access" to healthcare

we did this already from 2016 to 2020, and no it didn't

that's way more embarrassing actually, I would have just not said anything if I were you

mounting the packaging of all the snacks I've slain in my hall of victory like the skulls on a predator's space ship