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I used to be a competitive Call of Duty player and currently, I’m an actor, filmmaker, and potentially cult leader.
Whatdoesthespacebaronakeyboarddo?
December 8, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Whatdoesthespacebaronakeyboarddo?
What's that Kryptonite stuffed called again?
August 16, 2025 at 6:20 AM
What's that Kryptonite stuffed called again?
You get a loan from a bank, you pay it off in 30 years.
You rob a bank, you’re out in 10 years.
Follow me for more financial advice.
You rob a bank, you’re out in 10 years.
Follow me for more financial advice.
August 12, 2025 at 7:45 AM
You get a loan from a bank, you pay it off in 30 years.
You rob a bank, you’re out in 10 years.
Follow me for more financial advice.
You rob a bank, you’re out in 10 years.
Follow me for more financial advice.
Corn Nuts are an S-Tier road trip sneak. What's your go-to road trip snack?
August 9, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Corn Nuts are an S-Tier road trip sneak. What's your go-to road trip snack?
I hate it when people don't know the difference between you're and your. There so stupid.
August 8, 2025 at 9:25 AM
I hate it when people don't know the difference between you're and your. There so stupid.
South Park is living in MAGAs head rent free and paying zero dollars for utilities. 😂
August 7, 2025 at 8:16 AM
South Park is living in MAGAs head rent free and paying zero dollars for utilities. 😂
Roger Klotz been killing the hair game since 1991. 🔥
August 5, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Roger Klotz been killing the hair game since 1991. 🔥
I was so high last night, I thought a bottle of toothpaste was astronaut food.
February 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I was so high last night, I thought a bottle of toothpaste was astronaut food.
Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
February 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
Her: Am I wearing too much make up?
Me: It depends if you are plotting to kill Batman or not.
Me: It depends if you are plotting to kill Batman or not.
February 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Her: Am I wearing too much make up?
Me: It depends if you are plotting to kill Batman or not.
Me: It depends if you are plotting to kill Batman or not.
Americans should have to take an I.Q. test to vote.
February 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Americans should have to take an I.Q. test to vote.
Sweet potatoes are a lot nicer than regular potatoes. One actually gave me a hug yesterday.
February 8, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Sweet potatoes are a lot nicer than regular potatoes. One actually gave me a hug yesterday.
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe, they get drunk and the giraffe falls over. The man goes to leave but then the bartender says “oi, you can’t keep that lying there!” The man says “Nah, that’s not a lion, it’s a giraffe”.
January 31, 2025 at 1:16 PM
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe, they get drunk and the giraffe falls over. The man goes to leave but then the bartender says “oi, you can’t keep that lying there!” The man says “Nah, that’s not a lion, it’s a giraffe”.
America is a corporation and we are the employees.
January 20, 2025 at 10:36 AM
America is a corporation and we are the employees.
It ain’t easy being cheesy.
November 24, 2024 at 4:12 PM
It ain’t easy being cheesy.
Why don’t the enemies of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles just flip them on their backs?
November 19, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Why don’t the enemies of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles just flip them on their backs?