Honestly, tho, first step was CO passing Amendment 2 (preventing anti-discrimination laws protecting queer folks), which even as a child, seemed a pretty cruel thing to do; then the “preemptive attack” on Iraq; then becoming disabled. Just getting farther left with age.

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HOOBOY don’t look at other ballot issues here, tho (fund those cops! deny that bail! deny that probation!)

You were right and you should say it

Same!

So every reveal was an unfortunate attempt to acquaint the prank target with both Howie Mandel’s identity and the identity of his ill-fated prank show. Next level unintentional theatre of the absurd.

But much like the song his sore referenced, Mandel’s popularity had precipitously fallen in the past decade, so NOBODY HAS ANY IDEA WHO HE WAS or what the fuck show he was talking about.

You see. He had a VERY brief-lived candid camera-style show called “This Is Howie Do It” (think, the popular 1995 Montell Jordan song, but a decade later). After pulling whatever prank he pulled, he would “reveal his identity” to the target and say “you’re on This Is Howie Do It”

“Nothing like flashbacks when you weren’t in Nam” is an all too relatable phrase. Sorry, friend

I was never a fan of delivering shit from The Heritage Foundation or other thinly veiled white suprematist groups, but yeah. Not cool. Also: one time is too many.

I’m sorry. I lied. It sucks ass. And we still don’t have a new contract to be fairly compensated for having to deliver hate mail praying for our personal eradication

Not anymore! I got converted to full time two weeks ago so I have Sundays again! /labor fighters of a century ago collectively roll in their graves at my celebrating having Sunday free/

J/k. It’s because I never have my shit together to play acnh by the time they stop selling turnips on Sunday morning

This is why I don’t buy turnips

(And the parents replete with bars of gold and emerald means you never need to reckon with a shitty childhood and instead are bolstered with the confidence to try to purchase ICBMs from Russia)

This is what happens when your parents love bars of gold and emeralds and not you.

Also: Y E S to what you said in general

I lucked out and squeaked through to a new station with managers who have not yet tried to fire me. Counting my blessings and such