Happy 9/11 to all the dyslexics out there!

"New York will not survive a Mamdani administration." - Let's check back in 4 years and see if New York Nas been eviscerated, or if Cuomo is full of shit about one more thing.

You know how you MAGA folk like to gather outside of abortion clinics and spew vitriol at scared and desperate women?

Imagine if Obama sent New York's National Guard to Alabama and instigated violence amongst the proudest of your boys that are peacefully trying to scare those women.

Y'all wanted to drain the swamp and then you invited Shrek to move in?!

Metallica's new cover contest has one of those hashtags I'm just never going to look up. Here it is in case you're more adventurous than me: #gettheloadout

Sean Duffy is just pissed because "trans" is in his job title.

Rest area bathroom in New Mexico.

And now trump wants to drop a nuclear golden shower over the ENTIRE COUNTRY.

Another day, another "This is the most disgusting thing Trump has ever done" moment.

Few things make me want to throw up more than a YouTube short that ends with a lead-in to the beginning to make a seamless loop.

Trump out here making Russia and China great again, while he pisses into the wind on all our allies.

Turns out Timothée Chalamet isn't only a hero on Arrakis.