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reversecentaur.bsky.social
thorn
@reversecentaur.bsky.social
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dyke. once and future dirt. all i do is be sad and play video games. reality is subjective, take the time to understand one another's perspective. and love yourself.
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November 17, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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i look pretty good, is the good thing
October 31, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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photograph of a white cat lying on a brown blanket. he looks round and healthy, but is looking away from the camera
September 23, 2025 at 1:30 PM
reversecentaur.bsky.social
the patient
a white cat sits on a puppy training pad in a beigey/magnolia bathroom and he looks very sorry for himself.
September 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
reversecentaur.bsky.social
i was in bed ten minutes ago
a person (the owner of the account, thorn) with an asymmetrical haircut, wearing a mustard yellow button up shirt, brown leather jacket, a knitted grey poncho and some reflective sunglasses. they are sat in a beer garden, with a decent amount of foliage nearby. they have a full pint glass raised to their mouth and whimsy in their heart.
March 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
reversecentaur.bsky.social
whatever i look really good
mirror selfie of a white, medium pudgy person with a slightly grown out brown undercut. their expression is neutral. they are wearing green trousers, a mustard button-up, a brown leather bomber-esque jacket and an extremely cool bird skull bolo tie. a slightly obese white cat squats behind them, facing away from the mirror, eating his dinner. the same person from the previous picture taking another mirror selfie in a different mirror. the jacket is removed and the sleeves of the button up are rolled up. they have a slightly more tired expression.
February 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
reversecentaur.bsky.social
decay exists as an extant form of life
an edited four panel calvin and hobbes comic. first panel is a pink mushroom growing out of a fallen log, peacefully existing. second panel is a blonde, masked woman holding a submachine gun and yelling at the mushroom "tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit". third panel the mushroom replies "can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters.". fourth panel has the mushroom dynamically framed in yellow, as the woman, still clutching the gun, yells "I'M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU".
February 8, 2025 at 2:33 PM
reversecentaur.bsky.social
never make sims 2 sims fall in love at university, because They hate love and will destroy everything you have built
meme of a shirtless man taking a mirror selfie. the text reads "If [picture of evil mascot from sims 2] has a million haters, I'm one of them If [picture of evil mascot from sims 2] has 5 haters, I'm one of them If [picture of evil mascot from sims 2] has 1 hater, that one is me If [picture of evil mascot from sims 2] has no haters, I'm no longer alive If the world stands with [picture of evil mascot from sims 2], I'm against the entire world Till my last breath, I'll hate [picture of evil mascot from sims 2]"
January 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
reversecentaur.bsky.social
having two cookies and a coke. phenomenal. see you in the next one dave.
a photograph of two chocolate coated cookies, one half-eaten, and an open can of cocacola.
January 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
reversecentaur.bsky.social
what did i do wrong
"comment removed" notice from tiktok. the offending comment reads: "americans are unbelievable. you genuinely believe you're the cultural epicentre of the world and all other countries hold their breath waiting for your next jojo siwa or canned cheese. nuts."
January 17, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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sorry but what the fuck is this and why is it being recommended to me. as bad as twitter got i wasn't endlessly recommended incest and zoophile accounts. i try to be live and let live but these kind of accounts need to stay in their kinky little forums and away from me
December 29, 2024 at 3:55 PM
reversecentaur.bsky.social
hi i was cleaning
poster (thorn) taking a selfie in the mirror dressed in random shit they found in their bedroom. they are donning moth attenae, glowing eyes, a luigi cap and various ugly scarves same as previous but the lights are not lit
December 24, 2024 at 11:14 PM
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went to a friend's and had haggis curry for dinner (: i love christmas
shallow bowl of naan bread, spinach, and haggis covered in a yellow curry sauce
December 24, 2024 at 10:10 PM
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😏
screenshot of tiktok notifications page that states that bob the bard started following me
December 13, 2024 at 6:07 PM
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made a pretty good vegetarian toad in the hole. meant to get a photo before serving up but it looked beautiful
photo of a mostly empty pan of toad in the hole photo of a bowl of toad in the hole with gravy. it's nicer than it looks.
December 11, 2024 at 11:38 PM
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what is she giving please blusky
tall woman with dyed red hair and a red beanie in a mid-shin length silver puffer jacket. she's outside in storm darragh but she's looking fresher than the winds. it's night, she's under a street light, standing outside a brick building.
December 7, 2024 at 7:15 PM
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my friend wants me to write copy for our website
screenshot (photo of a laptop screen) of five comments on a googledocs document. the comments are by Leo M and they read: fucked up shit from our nasty little brains Ancient Greek Business School coolguy shit for coolguys what if: god was a hairless cat with ibs Sex MEmes. Looknig for SEx mEmes. Goggle Alexa Sex Meems.
December 5, 2024 at 5:16 PM
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thinking about her today
screenshot of the wikipedia page for "ahaha", history's first businesswoman. it reads: "Ahaha (c. 1800s BC) was an ancient Assyrian investor and one of the earliest documented businesswomen in history. She is known for falling victim to financial fraud and pleading to her brother to retrieve stolen silver for her. It is unknown if her pleas were answered."
December 4, 2024 at 11:40 PM
reversecentaur.bsky.social
he
photo of a white cat cuddling up to a mostly unseen human, flopped over with his paws in the air
December 3, 2024 at 9:31 PM
reversecentaur.bsky.social
it's giving
screenshot of astarion from bg3 making a very similar squinty face to the above cat
December 3, 2024 at 6:55 PM
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why did he make this face
white cat sat next to scratching post, face half-squinted as if in disgust? distain?
December 3, 2024 at 6:55 PM
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cats can play jazz i think. i believe.
December 3, 2024 at 6:48 PM
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drinking an absolutely insaaaaaaane stout
photo of approximately 1/4 pint of dark beer in a small glass. the word siren is written on the glass and the glass sits on a bar mat on a wooden bar.
November 30, 2024 at 5:36 PM
reversecentaur.bsky.social
looking devastating this evening
November 26, 2024 at 7:17 PM
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cat man boy best friend
photograph of a white cat lit in blue light. he has one orange eye and one blue eye. he is comfortably sat on a grey blanket. he looks to the camera as if disturbed from grooming hisself. another photo of the same white cat with the same lighting. he is more curled, looking alert into the camera. he is very cute!
November 15, 2024 at 1:27 AM