C'mon man, he's been hearing that crap ever since he was at UCLA. He's out there busting his buns every night. You try dragging Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!

My post-Sunday lunch acid reflux is all that's saving me from breaking the thou-shalt-not-envy commandment.

Is that a tajin crust I spot?

He definitely looked gassed toward the end (I mean, so did everyone else, but a lot of the Houston attack came down that side, especially after the red card).

The Menendez indictment is also yet another way in which Armenia and Armenians have become collateral damage. Menendez was/is, at a bare minimum, consistently using his Foreign Relations chairmanship to condemn the inhumane treatment of Karabakh and Hayastanci Armenians. Now that's going bye-bye.

wait why is your tithe going to the Newark Airport

I eagerly await the inevitable hgtv show a decade or so from now about a postmodern brewmaster-turned-contractor who has built an entire business dedicated solely to demoing modern farmhouse homes and replacing them with, idk, chic bronze age minoan

I could now only do this if the 50 pages were about the theologies of the assorted cartoon universes my preschooler has dragged me into

did you know that if you stand in the exact spot where you took that picture, spin around three times, wish on an Oscar Freire volume, and pray to the spirit of Captain Planet, you can summon exactly one green new deal bogeyman

true story, it's how I passed environmental philosophy way back when