Rev Dick Scratcher
@reverenddick.glasto.me
Leopardskin priest armed with a uke.
Good luck 🤞
It’s a flawed system requiring a vote in every category, even when I have no opinion on some.
It’s a flawed system requiring a vote in every category, even when I have no opinion on some.
November 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Good luck 🤞
It’s a flawed system requiring a vote in every category, even when I have no opinion on some.
It’s a flawed system requiring a vote in every category, even when I have no opinion on some.
We love these every year.
Ms Scratcher and me (combined age 132) take it in turns to colour in each day. She’s a proper artist, and I’m the other kind.
Thank you Moose.
Ms Scratcher and me (combined age 132) take it in turns to colour in each day. She’s a proper artist, and I’m the other kind.
Thank you Moose.
November 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
We love these every year.
Ms Scratcher and me (combined age 132) take it in turns to colour in each day. She’s a proper artist, and I’m the other kind.
Thank you Moose.
Ms Scratcher and me (combined age 132) take it in turns to colour in each day. She’s a proper artist, and I’m the other kind.
Thank you Moose.
1 yes
2 double yes
3 is prison a more suitable option?
4 how would this work? Size? Visibility? (Im pretty sure I’d be safe on both counts)
5 Extra tax for anyone banging on about it.
2 double yes
3 is prison a more suitable option?
4 how would this work? Size? Visibility? (Im pretty sure I’d be safe on both counts)
5 Extra tax for anyone banging on about it.
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
1 yes
2 double yes
3 is prison a more suitable option?
4 how would this work? Size? Visibility? (Im pretty sure I’d be safe on both counts)
5 Extra tax for anyone banging on about it.
2 double yes
3 is prison a more suitable option?
4 how would this work? Size? Visibility? (Im pretty sure I’d be safe on both counts)
5 Extra tax for anyone banging on about it.
No wonder the NHS is fucked. It’s because of morons like this, who then go on to boast about how stupid they are.
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
No wonder the NHS is fucked. It’s because of morons like this, who then go on to boast about how stupid they are.
Not all parents are psychos.
November 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Not all parents are psychos.
Don’t do drugs kids.
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Don’t do drugs kids.
Charles-Louis Regnault 1815
November 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Charles-Louis Regnault 1815
I believe this is known as the Fox defence.
November 11, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I believe this is known as the Fox defence.
Her definition predates your dirty mind by decades.
November 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Her definition predates your dirty mind by decades.
In a late night cabaret at a music festival we saw an Ewok burlesque dancer.
I can no longer watch Return of the Jedi.
I can no longer watch Return of the Jedi.
October 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
In a late night cabaret at a music festival we saw an Ewok burlesque dancer.
I can no longer watch Return of the Jedi.
I can no longer watch Return of the Jedi.
The rules don’t allow it. He can’t run as VP if he’s not qualified to run as president.
October 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The rules don’t allow it. He can’t run as VP if he’s not qualified to run as president.
He has no soul, nothing to mark him as human.
Fuck the world, I’m getting paid.
Fuck the world, I’m getting paid.
October 24, 2025 at 11:16 AM
He has no soul, nothing to mark him as human.
Fuck the world, I’m getting paid.
Fuck the world, I’m getting paid.
Fuck off you stupid maga cunt.
October 23, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Fuck off you stupid maga cunt.
A common reaction to Nookie the Bear.
October 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
A common reaction to Nookie the Bear.
Not a great poster, but a hell of a show.
October 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Not a great poster, but a hell of a show.
Exodus and Deuteronomy expressly forbid graven images.
Henry VIII did far worse things to churches.
Henry VIII did far worse things to churches.
October 21, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Exodus and Deuteronomy expressly forbid graven images.
Henry VIII did far worse things to churches.
Henry VIII did far worse things to churches.
Wait till you hear what he did in Ireland.
October 21, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Wait till you hear what he did in Ireland.
I know what you mean, but Cromwell was an ideological iconoclast rather than a soulless thug.
October 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I know what you mean, but Cromwell was an ideological iconoclast rather than a soulless thug.