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Pro proverbs, pro verbs, amateur adjectives, anti nouns.
Evil demon reprobate who hates cHrist.
Not even the best drummer in a one person band.
Ship's Chaplain to any pirate/smuggler/wrecker on the Celtic Sea.
Bywyllau bach? Dyma ni.
"Only issuing orders" - AKA the Mar-a-Lago defence.
November 27, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I'm glad our national flag doesn't have an instrument of torture/execution on it.
#Cymru 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
November 26, 2025 at 7:57 AM
The right to free speech and the right to bear arms - yah, ocê BUT
Use your free speech to threaten violence - LOSE your guns.
November 17, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Call me a dip shit but I don't believe in the deep state.
I'm more worried by the deep pockets buying influence, politicians and tax breaks.
November 17, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Noson Tân Gwyllt
I don't celebrate, I commemorate.
Any effigy I make burns wearing a crown.
November 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Does anyone have antifa's mail address? I want to send a shiny new penny with Carlo Windsor's face on it to all the marchers in the USA last Saturdae.
HAGD
October 21, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Here's one I prepared earlier.
October 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I am tempted to claim to be a major shareholder and the boardchair of Antifa.
Would anyone believe me if I allege I am the leader, founder and sole member of my local chapter which operates under my direction from my home address on Phobos, the larger of the satellites of the planet Mars?
Probably.
October 17, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Did something new yesterdae, a thing I'd never done before.
I got changed in a ffôn box.
I told a mate and they asked "was it a red one?"
"No" I replied "the pinc one with elephants".
October 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
"Do you're own research" they said.
Now RFK jr and Papa Don have sorted everything and ....
Does anyone need 200 second hand monkeys?
September 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
You can't escape from idiots by burying YOUR head in the sand.

(Other heads are available. There is plenty of sand on the beach. Tides will rise and fall. Always assault an idiotic advisor.)
September 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
It's been three daes ... has cHarlie Kirk risen yet?
September 14, 2025 at 2:10 AM
September 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Celebrity threesome -
Michael, Martin and Mr.
September 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
As there's this form asking me if I'm hetero/homo/bi-sexual or "prefer not to say".

And I frequently see people labelled as "openly gay".

From now on I'm identifying as "closeted straight".
September 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
AI slop
August 31, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I support Plasticine Action.
August 5, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Q) - What is the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and DJ Trump?

A) - Epstein was a successful business person who failed at criminality and Papa Don is a successful criminal who failed at business.
July 12, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I heard of that terrible flooding in Texas ...
... does anyone know if Ted Cruz got to Cancún ocê?
July 8, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Deaf, deaf to the IDF.

Deaf to their claims of innocence from war crimes,
deaf to their insistence that "they started it",
deaf to their allegations of antisemitism.

Deaf, deaf to the IDF!
July 2, 2025 at 12:04 PM
TV archaeologists always find stuff on "the last day".
They ought to start all their digs at the bottom, or at the other end of the trench, maybe even start digging two or three weeks later (three days later for Time Team obvs).
July 1, 2025 at 3:02 AM
"My husband was unfaithful so often I wasn't sure that B*rr*n was his."
June 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Just got my first BLOCK on BSky.

Hope it was for mentioning Alex Jones and Julius Streicher rather than quoting a Mexican or signing off -

Wcráin rydd, Palesteina rhydd, Los Angeles rydd.
June 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Wcráin rydd, Palesteina rhydd, Los Angeles rydd.
June 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
"It's not my fault, I was just issuing orders." - Papa Don.
June 10, 2025 at 9:15 AM