It looks like a cheap brothel.

This reminds me of an old joke: Generally speaking, preachers are.

I should know!

After a year you still have not managed to get this into a format that works on my iPad. I see this 3 inch by 5 inch little rectangle with about 15 (or fewer) lines of text. The system is clunky, but I could overlook that as growing pains .. if I could see the blasted thing!