The Madman he/him
@revdarko.bsky.social
Delusional author of the Harlow Dalton series of novels, the first of which is available here:
https://www.amazon.com/Harlow-Dalton-Golden-Goddess-Damien-ebook/dp/B0C1WK7R4X/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?keywords=Harlow+Dalton&qid=1689355206&sr=8-1
https://www.amazon.com/Harlow-Dalton-Golden-Goddess-Damien-ebook/dp/B0C1WK7R4X/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?keywords=Harlow+Dalton&qid=1689355206&sr=8-1
Seriously?
Everyone knows it was Jimmy "J.J." Walker!
Everyone knows it was Jimmy "J.J." Walker!
November 27, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Seriously?
Everyone knows it was Jimmy "J.J." Walker!
Everyone knows it was Jimmy "J.J." Walker!
Unless you shred them and fry them with corned beef.
Then it's Hulk Hash.
Then it's Hulk Hash.
November 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Unless you shred them and fry them with corned beef.
Then it's Hulk Hash.
Then it's Hulk Hash.
Day 3: The Mikado
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Day 3: The Mikado
Don't let it win. Just relax.
November 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Don't let it win. Just relax.
Listen, I'm a male with the libido of an adolescent rabbit on ecstasy. What you're saying is the biggest load of horse shit I've ever heard.
November 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Listen, I'm a male with the libido of an adolescent rabbit on ecstasy. What you're saying is the biggest load of horse shit I've ever heard.
Day 2: The Beard Hunter
November 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Day 2: The Beard Hunter
BAKERY BOMBS AWAY!
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
BAKERY BOMBS AWAY!
Yes, but he could butle with the best of them.
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Yes, but he could butle with the best of them.
And I don't trust any politician with my coffee.
November 25, 2025 at 4:18 AM
And I don't trust any politician with my coffee.
Yes, but if we don't get to see him on screen with Nathan Fillion's Guy Gardener, we riot.
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Yes, but if we don't get to see him on screen with Nathan Fillion's Guy Gardener, we riot.
And you're complaining?
a man with a beard wearing a black sweater and tie says go for it
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November 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
And you're complaining?
Never had a grilled cheese?
Or, like... never HAD a grilled cheese?
Or, like... never HAD a grilled cheese?
November 24, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Never had a grilled cheese?
Or, like... never HAD a grilled cheese?
Or, like... never HAD a grilled cheese?
I hear EVERY image as screeching monkeys, so...
November 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I hear EVERY image as screeching monkeys, so...
This is how you watched it, isn't it?
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November 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
This is how you watched it, isn't it?
No, BUT, if do have an annual tradition of making it a Great White Christmas.
November 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
No, BUT, if do have an annual tradition of making it a Great White Christmas.
I'm not going to argue with you, because I'm pretty sure you're right.
Though I'm also pretty sure I'm the exception to that rule as, when I got money and power, I just bought a bunch of nerdy, sci-fi shit.
Though I'm also pretty sure I'm the exception to that rule as, when I got money and power, I just bought a bunch of nerdy, sci-fi shit.
November 21, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I'm not going to argue with you, because I'm pretty sure you're right.
Though I'm also pretty sure I'm the exception to that rule as, when I got money and power, I just bought a bunch of nerdy, sci-fi shit.
Though I'm also pretty sure I'm the exception to that rule as, when I got money and power, I just bought a bunch of nerdy, sci-fi shit.