ASK WHY? WITH REV. DAI - hammer of the establishment
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ASK WHY? WITH REV. DAI - hammer of the establishment
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Selwyn, of our citizen activist group, asks 'Why do I pay a fiver for pint when those MP buggers only pay £3 a pint in the House of Commoms bars, and only £6 for a vintage Champagne?' The answer might be that if The Commercial charged H of C prices you'd be sober even less than you are now, Selwyn
November 21, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Colwyn Cawr, blindside flanker, asks why, why, why Delilah was banned by the RFU. Do they really think the words would drive rugby fans to dismember their loved ones? If so, Colwyn says, ban all U2 songs because they make him want to murder Bono. So much for Come let us sing to the joy of the Lord
November 21, 2024 at 3:02 PM
I'm having lots more visits since I pinned a sign outside The Commercial's back room saying ASK WHY? WITH REV. DAI. The pimply lad from the flats asks, 'Why is medical treatment free but we have to pay for water, just as essential. Food too, plus clothes. And what about weed and Haribo Joysticks?'
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November 21, 2024 at 2:49 PM
Lyndord's popped in for a livener. He runs the village Welshibbean cafe - achiote in the cawl, mangoes in the bara brith. He's got a why. Why should he work 9 hours a day, 6 days a week to help pay a tax levied by people who only work 5 hours a day, 4 days a week? Thanks, Lynford. 'Ya mon' he says.
November 20, 2024 at 4:55 PM
In my case (dismissed), it was, Why don't the people in charge of our busses travel on them? Here's another, Why do BBC presenters get paid so much? One of the cheery auctioneers on Bargain Hunt could easily read the news at a reduced rate and give the latest Clarice Cliff prices at the same time.
November 20, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Safe in the village now, cosy in the back room of The Commercial with the rest of the activists. Just been bought a scotch by Phil Facts. Says it contains 11 health benefits. He's a martyr to statistics. In the cell I had time to ponder, and what I pondered was, why don't people ask why anymore.
November 20, 2024 at 2:27 PM
The demo was peaceful until Selwyn, our youngest activist (71 and still with his own teeth) shouted, "String the buggers up," shook a bottle of Felinfoel IPA and sprayed a constable, a hanging offence in England. Rani, our village postmistress, bundled him into her Panda leaving me to face the feds.
November 20, 2024 at 2:16 PM
Back from a night in Aberystwyth police cells after causing an affray outside the council offices; trying to close their car park, forcing them to travel by bus. It's one of the hazards of being an 89 year old retired vicar/ citizen actvist. I still wear the dog collar. I like them to see me coming.
November 20, 2024 at 1:59 PM