Rev. Crystal Varner Parker
@revcvp.bsky.social
Lifelong RVA | mixed JA + NA | PCUSA pastor
writer: HebrewDawn, The91Rewind, The RVA Mom
polyglot | word nerd | book dragon
known to preach , keynote, & lead workshops
writer: HebrewDawn, The91Rewind, The RVA Mom
polyglot | word nerd | book dragon
known to preach , keynote, & lead workshops
If you’re looking for a Lenten discipline this year, will you join me in taking on @sarcasticlutheran’s 40 days of good shit?
open.substack.com/pub/thecorne...
open.substack.com/pub/thecorne...
40 Days of Good Shit (a lenten discipline for cranky people)
An invitation to join me
open.substack.com
February 19, 2026 at 12:29 AM
If you’re looking for a Lenten discipline this year, will you join me in taking on @sarcasticlutheran’s 40 days of good shit?
open.substack.com/pub/thecorne...
open.substack.com/pub/thecorne...
In this Lenten season, may you find a discipline or practice that helps connnect you and prepare you to celebrate the great mystery of our faith:
Christ has died.
Christ has risen.
Christ will come again.
Christ has died.
Christ has risen.
Christ will come again.
February 19, 2026 at 12:29 AM
In this Lenten season, may you find a discipline or practice that helps connnect you and prepare you to celebrate the great mystery of our faith:
Christ has died.
Christ has risen.
Christ will come again.
Christ has died.
Christ has risen.
Christ will come again.
Don’t get me wrong.
I love and miss my husband when he’s not around, but my oldest’s quick jump to aid in the sarcasm was elite.
I love and miss my husband when he’s not around, but my oldest’s quick jump to aid in the sarcasm was elite.
August 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Don’t get me wrong.
I love and miss my husband when he’s not around, but my oldest’s quick jump to aid in the sarcasm was elite.
I love and miss my husband when he’s not around, but my oldest’s quick jump to aid in the sarcasm was elite.
This might be them come Friday afternoon:
a young boy is laying on a blue merry go round in a park
ALT: a young boy is laying on a blue merry go round in a park
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August 21, 2025 at 3:43 PM
This might be them come Friday afternoon:
They’ve done all the things.
They’ve felt all the feels.
They need a soft place to land.
They’ve felt all the feels.
They need a soft place to land.
August 21, 2025 at 3:41 PM
They’ve done all the things.
They’ve felt all the feels.
They need a soft place to land.
They’ve felt all the feels.
They need a soft place to land.
@atlantafalcons.bsky.social are now the hawks
August 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
@atlantafalcons.bsky.social are now the hawks
@tampabaybuccaneers.bsky.social are now the pirates
August 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
@tampabaybuccaneers.bsky.social are now the pirates
The youngest is committed to the @bengais.bsky.social being the bagels. 😂
These kids love remaining #nfl teams.
These kids love remaining #nfl teams.
August 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The youngest is committed to the @bengais.bsky.social being the bagels. 😂
These kids love remaining #nfl teams.
These kids love remaining #nfl teams.
We were considering Boxcast awhile back as the sound company we worked with recommended.
BUT we hadn’t made the switch due to the cost. Super helpful to hear you are looking to move away from it.
BUT we hadn’t made the switch due to the cost. Super helpful to hear you are looking to move away from it.
August 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
We were considering Boxcast awhile back as the sound company we worked with recommended.
BUT we hadn’t made the switch due to the cost. Super helpful to hear you are looking to move away from it.
BUT we hadn’t made the switch due to the cost. Super helpful to hear you are looking to move away from it.