Chef Rev
@revbem.bsky.social
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Rev Bean, Ultros, usually active in the dark hours of the morning.
Rev Bean, Ultros, usually active in the dark hours of the morning.
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Me as a Bluesky therapist: ....
November 22, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Me as a Bluesky therapist: ....
*Or her/them.
November 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
*Or her/them.
Scrolling through this morning and it would seem that grey sweatpants season has started out there. Some of y'all are leaving nothing to the imagination...
November 20, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Scrolling through this morning and it would seem that grey sweatpants season has started out there. Some of y'all are leaving nothing to the imagination...
What if I'm already fictional?
November 20, 2025 at 10:30 AM
What if I'm already fictional?
Made a little thing during work today. I'm not gonna say I'm burning out. But, that fuse isn't very long.
November 20, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Made a little thing during work today. I'm not gonna say I'm burning out. But, that fuse isn't very long.
Why is everyone drawing Frieren from below?
How short are you?
How short are you?
a girl with purple hair and a girl with white hair are standing next to each other
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November 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Why is everyone drawing Frieren from below?
How short are you?
How short are you?
November 17, 2025 at 1:56 PM
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
"Well then..."
"Well then..."
November 17, 2025 at 11:09 AM
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
"Well then..."
"Well then..."
It's a stew kind of night.
#dinner for me was veggie chili. We also divided it up for lunches this week.
Second pot was a tilapia and shrimp stew.
Someone bought un-prepped shrimp though. So that was 20 minutes of removing veins, shells, and tails.
#revskitchen
#dinner for me was veggie chili. We also divided it up for lunches this week.
Second pot was a tilapia and shrimp stew.
Someone bought un-prepped shrimp though. So that was 20 minutes of removing veins, shells, and tails.
#revskitchen
November 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
It's a stew kind of night.
#dinner for me was veggie chili. We also divided it up for lunches this week.
Second pot was a tilapia and shrimp stew.
Someone bought un-prepped shrimp though. So that was 20 minutes of removing veins, shells, and tails.
#revskitchen
#dinner for me was veggie chili. We also divided it up for lunches this week.
Second pot was a tilapia and shrimp stew.
Someone bought un-prepped shrimp though. So that was 20 minutes of removing veins, shells, and tails.
#revskitchen
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#Dinner tonight is cubanos!
We don't have a panini press. But, we do have a grill pan and a heavy cast iron pan to sit on top.
#revskitchen
We don't have a panini press. But, we do have a grill pan and a heavy cast iron pan to sit on top.
#revskitchen
November 15, 2025 at 11:54 PM
#Dinner tonight is cubanos!
We don't have a panini press. But, we do have a grill pan and a heavy cast iron pan to sit on top.
#revskitchen
We don't have a panini press. But, we do have a grill pan and a heavy cast iron pan to sit on top.
#revskitchen
Unfiltered thought: I want to bite someone's tummy
November 15, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Unfiltered thought: I want to bite someone's tummy
Thinking about them again.
I need more dungeon meshi.
I need more dungeon meshi.
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November 14, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Thinking about them again.
I need more dungeon meshi.
I need more dungeon meshi.
I think we should all take this approach. Let's see if it influences the bots.
I trauma dumped on an "artist" trying to sell me AI art. ✨
Free therapy!
Free therapy!
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November 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I think we should all take this approach. Let's see if it influences the bots.
Look, sometimes the jeans a are little difficult to get on. Ok?
November 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Look, sometimes the jeans a are little difficult to get on. Ok?
So sleep deprived that I actually forgot to put underwear on this morning.
Someone knock me out and tell work I'm sick or something.
Someone knock me out and tell work I'm sick or something.
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 PM
So sleep deprived that I actually forgot to put underwear on this morning.
Someone knock me out and tell work I'm sick or something.
Someone knock me out and tell work I'm sick or something.
First thing in the morning is when the needs are strongest. Too busy the rest of the day, and way too tired in the evening.
"Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, after all."
"Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, after all."
Morning, noon, night - when is your WoL/OC's favorite time to get intimate? Is there a time of day where they feel more horny than other times? Or does the time not matter so much to them?
#WolQOTDafterdark
#WolQOTDafterdark
November 10, 2025 at 8:01 AM
First thing in the morning is when the needs are strongest. Too busy the rest of the day, and way too tired in the evening.
"Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, after all."
"Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, after all."
Can I say something?
Anyone else have a powerful reaction to the sound of gripping leather tight?
Anyone else have a powerful reaction to the sound of gripping leather tight?
November 9, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Can I say something?
Anyone else have a powerful reaction to the sound of gripping leather tight?
Anyone else have a powerful reaction to the sound of gripping leather tight?
Pork tacos with a pomegranate drizzle and a chimichurri sauce. Couple of smashed potatoes too (yes smashed and mashed are different)
#dinner #revskitchen
#dinner #revskitchen
November 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Pork tacos with a pomegranate drizzle and a chimichurri sauce. Couple of smashed potatoes too (yes smashed and mashed are different)
#dinner #revskitchen
#dinner #revskitchen
Got the chance to see #ShelbyOaks in theater last night. I really liked it. Lots of suspense and lingering shots that let the internet unfiction addicted get the chance to search for something in the background.
Seeing a @nightmind.bsky.social cameo brought a smile to my face.
Seeing a @nightmind.bsky.social cameo brought a smile to my face.
November 7, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Got the chance to see #ShelbyOaks in theater last night. I really liked it. Lots of suspense and lingering shots that let the internet unfiction addicted get the chance to search for something in the background.
Seeing a @nightmind.bsky.social cameo brought a smile to my face.
Seeing a @nightmind.bsky.social cameo brought a smile to my face.
I miss hotels just being clean. Back when they were fully staffed.
November 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I miss hotels just being clean. Back when they were fully staffed.
Delays due to air traffic control being understaffed. Least that's what the captain said.
Made it though.
Made it though.
Braving the skies today. Will I be on time? Will I collect an illness or two? It's all a mystery!
November 5, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Delays due to air traffic control being understaffed. Least that's what the captain said.
Made it though.
Made it though.
Lul I'll bite on this one.
This account smells like old fry oil, seasoned cast iron, and too many spices.
This account smells like old fry oil, seasoned cast iron, and too many spices.
This account smells like B.O.
This account smells like sweet orange oil, old books, unrequited love, jasmine tea, thunderstorms, birthday candles, dried lavender, brandy, sleeping in late, banana bread, bergamot, freshly cleaned sheets, turkish delight, and forgetfulness.
November 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Lul I'll bite on this one.
This account smells like old fry oil, seasoned cast iron, and too many spices.
This account smells like old fry oil, seasoned cast iron, and too many spices.
Braving the skies today. Will I be on time? Will I collect an illness or two? It's all a mystery!
November 4, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Braving the skies today. Will I be on time? Will I collect an illness or two? It's all a mystery!