Apparently the place I live, Portland, is “War Ravaged”, according to our brilliant glorious leader. Huh. It’s actually rather peaceful here. I guess he lives in an alternate reality.

It may be the most amazing show ever, but at this point I’ve had “Wicked” marketed so hard at me, by so many people whose show preferences scream twee, that I never want to ever watch it.

I know, let’s pay millions to spend five days getting irradiated in a broom closet! They’ll even let me look outside the door! #polarisdawn

Naming stuff after Trump sounds like a great idea! I hereby rename my toilet as the Donald J. Trump Memorial Shitter!