Reuben Karabekian
@reubenkarabekian.bsky.social
Semiprofessional Hater
learning about Tanzania's muslim girlboss dictator rigging elections in her favor....now thats the kind of woke I can get behind
November 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
learning about Tanzania's muslim girlboss dictator rigging elections in her favor....now thats the kind of woke I can get behind
Dewey Cox gave us such a beautiful interregnum without the firehose of shitty musical biopics, but Bohemian Rhapsody singlehandedly dragged us back into the dark ages. like what the hell is this Springsteen flick? the many crimes of Bryan Singer
October 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Dewey Cox gave us such a beautiful interregnum without the firehose of shitty musical biopics, but Bohemian Rhapsody singlehandedly dragged us back into the dark ages. like what the hell is this Springsteen flick? the many crimes of Bryan Singer
the "we're busy being focused on healthcare" message from elected democrats is so transparently silly. ok so you vote on a failed reconciliation amendment once per year? what are you doing the other 364 days per year?
October 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
the "we're busy being focused on healthcare" message from elected democrats is so transparently silly. ok so you vote on a failed reconciliation amendment once per year? what are you doing the other 364 days per year?
The only 2 teams that haven't made a NLCS or ALCS this millennium are the Reds and the Pirates. But bizarrely, the most common NLCS match up of all time is Reds vs. Pirates, who played eachother 5 different times, mostly in the 70s. Baseball is weird!
October 6, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The only 2 teams that haven't made a NLCS or ALCS this millennium are the Reds and the Pirates. But bizarrely, the most common NLCS match up of all time is Reds vs. Pirates, who played eachother 5 different times, mostly in the 70s. Baseball is weird!
the idea that "democrats fall in love, republicans fall in line" is so ludicrous lmao. nobody was storming the capitol for joe biden
September 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
the idea that "democrats fall in love, republicans fall in line" is so ludicrous lmao. nobody was storming the capitol for joe biden
The world is a better place without Charlie Kirk behind a microphone. He deserved to be deplatformed and ostracized from public life. Did he deserve to be murdered? No, but I won't shed any tears.
September 16, 2025 at 3:16 PM
The world is a better place without Charlie Kirk behind a microphone. He deserved to be deplatformed and ostracized from public life. Did he deserve to be murdered? No, but I won't shed any tears.
Charlie Kirk made a career out of being critical of higher ed despite having only attended 1 year of community college. That's like being a film critic who's only ever seen Boss Baby
September 11, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Charlie Kirk made a career out of being critical of higher ed despite having only attended 1 year of community college. That's like being a film critic who's only ever seen Boss Baby
I'm sorry you're upset that it's loud next to *checks notes* train tracks
After CTA eliminated the Red Line "slow zone," noise has become unbearable for Uptown residents. blockclubchi.co/4lbp2sp
August 1, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I'm sorry you're upset that it's loud next to *checks notes* train tracks
gen z:
just learned about sex. um... yucky!!!
June 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
gen z:
Big Beautiful Bill
May 29, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Big Beautiful Bill
who's going to conduct the first 2028 primary polls including pope leo?
May 9, 2025 at 12:54 PM
who's going to conduct the first 2028 primary polls including pope leo?
love seeing a car with a big dent in the bumper or on the sides speed through a stale yellow or change lanes without signaling and shit. that's environmental storytelling right there
April 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
love seeing a car with a big dent in the bumper or on the sides speed through a stale yellow or change lanes without signaling and shit. that's environmental storytelling right there
how is the live action Snow White not released yet? the discourse about it has been going on for ages. genuinely would have believed it came out in like 2023
March 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
how is the live action Snow White not released yet? the discourse about it has been going on for ages. genuinely would have believed it came out in like 2023
we haven't seen much of JD Vance lately because he's been busy writing takes about the upcoming papal conclave that will singe your eyebrows off through your phone
February 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
we haven't seen much of JD Vance lately because he's been busy writing takes about the upcoming papal conclave that will singe your eyebrows off through your phone
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good Facebook AI slop
December 25, 2024 at 3:39 AM
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good Facebook AI slop
idk who needs to hear this, but people who say something that begins with "idk who needs to hear this" usually knows exactly who needs to hear it
December 24, 2024 at 2:34 PM
idk who needs to hear this, but people who say something that begins with "idk who needs to hear this" usually knows exactly who needs to hear it
but where will Sharon Needles belong now?
BREAKING: Party City is closing all of its stores, and corporate employees were told today is their last day of employment
December 21, 2024 at 4:10 AM
but where will Sharon Needles belong now?
@ netflix execs, i will fight you
girls5eva girls get behind me
girls5eva girls get behind me
December 16, 2024 at 1:33 PM
@ netflix execs, i will fight you
girls5eva girls get behind me
girls5eva girls get behind me
identifying the UHC shooter should be simple. all they have to do is look for someone who was recently denied a claim by UHC. surely if everyone loves their insurance coverage so much that can't be that many people, right? RIGHT??
December 7, 2024 at 8:16 PM
identifying the UHC shooter should be simple. all they have to do is look for someone who was recently denied a claim by UHC. surely if everyone loves their insurance coverage so much that can't be that many people, right? RIGHT??
the colors in Wicked were less muted than I had been led to believe, but the Emerald City in was still less green and vibrant than Chicago on St. Paddy's day weekend
December 1, 2024 at 6:21 PM
the colors in Wicked were less muted than I had been led to believe, but the Emerald City in was still less green and vibrant than Chicago on St. Paddy's day weekend
me, ignoring the excruciating miserable display of the past 3.5 hours from Ferentz and co:
it's a great day to be a Hawkeye!
it's a great day to be a Hawkeye!
November 30, 2024 at 3:52 AM
me, ignoring the excruciating miserable display of the past 3.5 hours from Ferentz and co:
it's a great day to be a Hawkeye!
it's a great day to be a Hawkeye!
Kendrick's lawyers the second they get their hands on the discovery documents
November 26, 2024 at 5:23 PM
Kendrick's lawyers the second they get their hands on the discovery documents
does anyone else think that ted cruz shares a resemblance with the penis-nosed goblin in troll 2?
November 25, 2024 at 9:37 PM
does anyone else think that ted cruz shares a resemblance with the penis-nosed goblin in troll 2?
Reposted by Reuben Karabekian
me when Bluesky servers go down:
November 25, 2024 at 7:43 PM
me when Bluesky servers go down:
bluesky was supposed to protect me from horrifying posts like this one
I didn't really start to enjoy the taste of alcohol until last year when I learned that you could mix liqueurs with milk, please imagine me as the full of pilk meme cat from now on, except drunk
November 22, 2024 at 4:22 PM
bluesky was supposed to protect me from horrifying posts like this one