Reuben
reubend.bsky.social
Reuben
@reubend.bsky.social
Optician. I pretend to be a writer sometimes. I’ve taken so much lithium, I can charge a phone with my bare hands.
In honour of Star Wars Day I’m cooking pasta named by Jawas.
May 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
@yecahoo.bsky.social Hi there, I’m a representative from the Art Thieves Guild. I’m here for your induction ceremony.
April 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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See, it's funny cuz it's true. 🤣

(also: #sad) 😞
March 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Microsoft Authenticator could very well be proof of evil spirits at work.
December 6, 2024 at 2:23 PM
Fair play to Tottenham, you gave Sheikh Man al City a taste of what it might be like to be…Tottenham.
November 23, 2024 at 8:18 PM
I should really use this thing for something other than reposting a bot’s random screen grabs from Iron Chef…or should I?
November 17, 2024 at 4:25 PM
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November 16, 2024 at 1:30 PM
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November 11, 2024 at 11:30 PM
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December 15, 2023 at 3:30 PM
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December 14, 2023 at 1:30 PM
@marylowd.bsky.social Incidentally, in the wake your championing the AI grift as Fair Use (and, somehow, autism)…I’d like to announce to you personally my new AI book called “Minks On Mars” for which I used your book as a prompt! Hope you don’t mind!
December 14, 2023 at 2:33 PM