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Retzorg
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· Mar 29
Send Nazis to Hell Again
A true friend is a friend who dreams about you calling into Vaush’s stream to debate him on the heterosexuality of Avdol from JoJo’s
December 20, 2025 at 12:29 PM
A true friend is a friend who dreams about you calling into Vaush’s stream to debate him on the heterosexuality of Avdol from JoJo’s
I feel like the average United States resident may just want dueling to be legal again at this point
December 17, 2025 at 8:11 AM
I feel like the average United States resident may just want dueling to be legal again at this point
If your taxes paid for that police car then it’s not “stolen,” you’re just taking your turn!
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
If your taxes paid for that police car then it’s not “stolen,” you’re just taking your turn!
Men are holding other men back. Boys who like girls should dress up all slutty for girls without having to worry about other men going “Look at this QUEER whose HAND I am going to shove in a PLUGGED-IN TOASTER because I CAN’T SATISFY the WIFE I don’t have”
November 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Men are holding other men back. Boys who like girls should dress up all slutty for girls without having to worry about other men going “Look at this QUEER whose HAND I am going to shove in a PLUGGED-IN TOASTER because I CAN’T SATISFY the WIFE I don’t have”
Yo they did it they elected Spider-Man
November 5, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Yo they did it they elected Spider-Man
I know I say stuff on here about favouring sending Nazis to Hell but when I encountered a racially-charged public verbal altercation tonight what I actually did was just eat a tangerine in the middle of it until the racists left. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the supreme of excellence
November 4, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I know I say stuff on here about favouring sending Nazis to Hell but when I encountered a racially-charged public verbal altercation tonight what I actually did was just eat a tangerine in the middle of it until the racists left. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the supreme of excellence
I don’t want to eat breakfast, I want to go to fucking Antarctica!
October 26, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I don’t want to eat breakfast, I want to go to fucking Antarctica!
Unable to prove it at this time, but I’m pretty sure the murder of disco was racially motivated
October 9, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Unable to prove it at this time, but I’m pretty sure the murder of disco was racially motivated
If you say “He was no angel” about a white racism communicator, the free speech party puts your name in the Megan’s Law database
September 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
If you say “He was no angel” about a white racism communicator, the free speech party puts your name in the Megan’s Law database
Do you think there are any trans guys who pick the name “Amos”
September 15, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Do you think there are any trans guys who pick the name “Amos”
Nazis bleed, but only when perforated
August 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Nazis bleed, but only when perforated
I think getting accused of using ChatGPT (when you don’t) is a new microaggression for when you’re autistic, and the worst part is the robot still steals your original thoughts. The government does nothing about this
August 15, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I think getting accused of using ChatGPT (when you don’t) is a new microaggression for when you’re autistic, and the worst part is the robot still steals your original thoughts. The government does nothing about this
Sometimes people on Website care about some weird shit that doesn’t make sense
August 13, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Sometimes people on Website care about some weird shit that doesn’t make sense
When voting is useless, not voting is worse than useless
July 25, 2025 at 9:39 AM
When voting is useless, not voting is worse than useless
If I ran the school board, cyberbullying would be addressed by sending a team of ninjas with USB drives to install Rensenware on each of the bully’s internet-capable devices, including the smart refrigerator
July 15, 2025 at 1:53 AM
If I ran the school board, cyberbullying would be addressed by sending a team of ninjas with USB drives to install Rensenware on each of the bully’s internet-capable devices, including the smart refrigerator
I propose that everyone responsible for any software pop-up that only lets you select “Yes” or “Not now” for stuff like “Hey wanna sync your notes with this Microsoft server?” must be kicked in the cunt
July 14, 2025 at 9:00 AM
I propose that everyone responsible for any software pop-up that only lets you select “Yes” or “Not now” for stuff like “Hey wanna sync your notes with this Microsoft server?” must be kicked in the cunt
AH! AHH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AAAH! AH! AH! AH! AHH! AAAAAAHH!!
July 1, 2025 at 1:38 PM
AH! AHH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AAAH! AH! AH! AH! AHH! AAAAAAHH!!
I think it would be very funny if the Catholic Church canonised John Brown
June 30, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I think it would be very funny if the Catholic Church canonised John Brown
“Do black people deserve basic human rights?” is a fascinating question in that the United States literally split in half over and still can’t agree on it 160 years later, always because the white South insists upon the horrors of its idea that it is not enough to be created but equal
June 29, 2025 at 4:24 PM
“Do black people deserve basic human rights?” is a fascinating question in that the United States literally split in half over and still can’t agree on it 160 years later, always because the white South insists upon the horrors of its idea that it is not enough to be created but equal
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I pre-shot my dog to make my home a more welcoming space for ICE agents
June 14, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I pre-shot my dog to make my home a more welcoming space for ICE agents
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San Diego neighborhood makes ICE agents retreat
June 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
San Diego neighborhood makes ICE agents retreat
WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU PICK UP: A PENGUIN
June 1, 2025 at 1:13 PM
WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU PICK UP: A PENGUIN
Girls who attend university in pyjama bottoms decide who gets into Heaven
May 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Girls who attend university in pyjama bottoms decide who gets into Heaven
I promise I can be trusted with the office of US President, I will not rent the rights to Monokuma and Danganronpa execute my political foes
April 9, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I promise I can be trusted with the office of US President, I will not rent the rights to Monokuma and Danganronpa execute my political foes
Send Nazis to Hell Again
March 29, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Send Nazis to Hell Again