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retusn.bsky.social
@retusn.bsky.social
30 years USN
Master Chief Hospital Corpsman
If we don’t hang together, we’ll surely all hang separately
My favorite author quoting my favorite late night talk show host.
Perfect end to this year
December 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Reposted
There’s one photo they schlepped in there of Clinton with Michael Jackson and Diana Ross, saying it was an Epstein Island thing

It was a fundraiser for a charitable cause, you assholes.

What. In. The. All. Fuck. Are. We. Even. DOING. Here.
December 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Nothing funnier than breaching National Security.
November 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
If only there was simply proof
November 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I do love these metaphors
The East Wing, the campaign bus, JD Vance necking with Charlies widow on stage
Hilarious
October 31, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Simple. Discovery
October 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I wish he’d explained the “satire” of a video of the President dumping shit on his own citizens
October 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Hasn’t won yet but they are getting closer
October 16, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Here comes the pardon
October 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM