He doesn't want them, but he also doesn't want anyone else to have them, apparently

Or that they could clean their feet by any means. I didn't even consider it lol

With as crazy as the comic gets sometimes, the obvious answer isn't always obvious

The second option is that they leave immediately

I'm glad you think so highly of my stuff! As a hobbyist, it's tough to provide content at the speed the algorithms want

Besides the first thing, which is merely in the process of happening, all of the things you've listed have happened in this country before and are also in the process of happening again. Get real

I wouldn't suggest it, no. They've even snatched tourists

Which of their family/friends just got fired from their government job, I wonder 🤔