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Joseph Shuler
@retrowavejoe.bsky.social
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Army dude, tryna enjoy the planet before we all die to the coming apocalypse, 99% shitposting
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thanks to @michellejourno.bsky.social for turning this into a meme!
Grandpa Simpson saying “I’ll be deep in the cold cold ground before I recognize the Gulf of America!”
February 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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I was told they’d get cheaper
A collage of two photos showing the price of an 18-count large eggs at Kroger. On November 5th, 2024 they were $3.69. Today, January 23rd, 2025, they are $6.79.
January 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Progresso staged this whole election to distract us from this
A Progresso soup can labeled Soup Drops, containing lozenges of chicken noodle soup. I’m sorry you had to read and/or hear this.
January 21, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Nature is magical. I made penguin bacon once
Four slices of bacon that look a lot like penguins
September 14, 2023 at 4:58 AM
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I know the internet's broken my brain when my first thought was "those are gonna end up glued to someone's fleshlight"
A pink pumpkin with My Little Pony horse parts pushed into it
August 31, 2023 at 11:19 AM
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An awesome face emoji, it's a yellow face with eyes looking up and to the right, mouth wide open in a slackjawed smile
August 3, 2023 at 3:29 PM
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Barbenheimer fit
July 23, 2023 at 6:56 AM