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Dour looking Japanese macaque taking a dip in a hot spring
August 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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The Lionel Hutz business card meme captioned: CHICAGO TRIBUNE Accountability for people in power? No, corruption en masse!
July 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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trap ryan seacrest in the chumby? great idea
It’s the Chumby, a tiny monitor in a friendly shaped box with padding and rounded corners. The screen displays an octopus-shaped logo with the word “chumby” in lowercase.
May 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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“Ain’t it funny how the factory’s doors close? ’Round the time that the school doors close? ’Round the time that the doors of the jail cells Open up to greet you like the reaper?” Lyrics to “Ashes in the Fall” by Rage Against The Machine
May 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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goodbye peter dutton
May 3, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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A bald smiling man in a pink romper suit plays the drums. It's Matt Lucas as George Dawes from long-defunct quiz show Shooting Stars. He's a baby!
April 21, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Security Officer Benry saying "mickey mouse loves his cast members and i'm sure he won't mind if i lock you two in the roof and you will miss your whole trip here today"
April 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Three figures in brown robes address you: "You have fallen foul of the cabal and been transformed into an egg with hands and feet. Sucked in!" They are taking pleasure in your eggy misfortune.
April 16, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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photograph of donald trump in his little car talking on his little mobile phone. a post-it note on the window says "THE A/C IS OFF. HE HAS NO WATER. HE IS LISTENING TO HIS LEAST FAVORITE MUSIC."
April 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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this is you mate
Newspaper article from the Daily Mail, January 15, 1934. Headline “Hurrah for the Blackshirts!”, by Viscount Rothermere, owner of the Daily Mail.
January 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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mark looks nothing like this
marv from home alone 2 getting electrocuted so hard his skeleton shows
January 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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google doesn’t need any cheesy, tacky ai as long as they have this
“3D - Meet a life-sized coyote up close” next to a picture of a 3D model of a coyote. An icon of a 3D cube sits in the top right corner of the image, to identify the nature of the media.
November 5, 2024 at 8:06 AM
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Adrian Ripburger at a podium announcing “…the Corley MINIVAN!” Behind him plays footage of some faux-futuristic shitbox pootling down a highway.
October 11, 2024 at 3:27 AM
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An extremely real news headline that very much hasn’t been spat out of a meme generator states: JD Vance’s internet alter ego revealed: “Wonderbread Guy”
July 29, 2024 at 9:19 AM
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dang sure are a lot of posts happening
Magic The Gathering card depicting Duke Nukem smoking a cigar. Card name: “That’s a lot of words…” Type: Enchantment There’s a logo on it that I don’t know what it means. Probably specifies the expansion or something. I don’t play this game. Effects: Spells that have more than 5 lines of text can’t affect you. Caption: “…too bad im not reading them”
May 30, 2024 at 3:03 PM
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The Mayoller threatens Hitoshi Matsumoto with his mayonnaise bottle, screaming “MAYO-NNAISE!”
May 10, 2024 at 12:59 AM
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here’s yer damn gif
Clip from The Town with No Name. The Bartender’s eyes narrow before sending a glass of beer down the bar. The Man fails to catch it and sorrowfully looks on as it careens off the end of the bar, making a wet smashed mess.
April 28, 2024 at 4:00 PM
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Quote from philosopher René Descartes: “who give a shit.” The full stop is important.
April 18, 2024 at 2:45 PM
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Post a PERFECT album from the 1990s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains
The cover of Strapping Young Lad’s “City”. A whole bunch of machine schematics on a dark background. On the whole, a perfect album.
April 6, 2024 at 11:30 AM
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Current status
It’s sickly Sam and he’s wearing a bowtie
April 2, 2024 at 2:50 AM
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I would rather die than go on Threads
A screenshot of the little Threads widget from Instagram. It saw fit to promote to me a post of some random unnamed busybody saying: “While we’re on the subject of problematic creators, I would high (sic) encourage thinking critically about Concerned Ape and Stardew Valley. We deserve better than a game” and the UI sees fit to let it ellipsis off into the ether.
December 26, 2023 at 11:01 PM
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Pope Francis hiding behind a big book instead of explaining the image
November 29, 2023 at 7:45 AM
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Large bear by tree with the caption BONSE
November 22, 2023 at 2:46 AM
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A dude with a bow tie conking themselves on the head with a mallet
November 21, 2023 at 11:27 PM
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so here’s the guy this was about
Lyrics from Run The Jewels’ Kill Your Masters. “Can’t contain the disdain for y’all demons / You talk clean and bomb hospitals / So I speak with the foulest mouth possible”
November 18, 2023 at 3:32 PM