Chris Turner
@retrophisch.bsky.social
Christ-follower. Husband. Dad to three boys. Podcaster. Writer. Mac geek. LSU Tiger. #WhoDat #GoStars
I will not air drum in the middle of the office when "Calling On You" comes on.
I will not air drum in the middle of the office when "Calling On You" comes on.
I will not air drum in the middle of the office when "Calling On You" comes on....
I will not air drum in the middle of the office when "Calling On You" comes on.
I will not air drum in the middle of the office when "Calling On You" comes on....
March 24, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I will not air drum in the middle of the office when "Calling On You" comes on.
I will not air drum in the middle of the office when "Calling On You" comes on.
I will not air drum in the middle of the office when "Calling On You" comes on....
I will not air drum in the middle of the office when "Calling On You" comes on.
I will not air drum in the middle of the office when "Calling On You" comes on....
Overheard at tabletop gaming night: "Roll for Three Stoogedness."
March 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Overheard at tabletop gaming night: "Roll for Three Stoogedness."
First novel read in 2025 is Trevanian's *Shibumi.*
If I'm being totally honest, I wasn't at all impressed. 📚
If I'm being totally honest, I wasn't at all impressed. 📚
January 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
First novel read in 2025 is Trevanian's *Shibumi.*
If I'm being totally honest, I wasn't at all impressed. 📚
If I'm being totally honest, I wasn't at all impressed. 📚
Flight attendant on our flight looks like Glenne Headly from when she was in 2 Days In The Valley.
November 25, 2024 at 1:21 AM
Flight attendant on our flight looks like Glenne Headly from when she was in 2 Days In The Valley.
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I thought you might like to see the dumpster fire I made :)
November 15, 2024 at 1:59 AM
I thought you might like to see the dumpster fire I made :)
The SPDR Bloomberg High Yield Bond ETF's ticker symbol is JNK, and that is some high-level dad joking/'80s referencing right there.
September 25, 2024 at 6:24 PM
The SPDR Bloomberg High Yield Bond ETF's ticker symbol is JNK, and that is some high-level dad joking/'80s referencing right there.
I feel it is very misleading that Center, TX, is not, in fact, in the center of Texas.
September 12, 2024 at 7:11 PM
I feel it is very misleading that Center, TX, is not, in fact, in the center of Texas.
What a multicultural evening: took my Rwandan, fresh off lacrosse practice, to get South African chicken, at Nando's Peri-Peri. He left a fan.
August 23, 2024 at 3:26 AM
What a multicultural evening: took my Rwandan, fresh off lacrosse practice, to get South African chicken, at Nando's Peri-Peri. He left a fan.
There's a new episode of The Empowered Parent Podcast for your weekend listening, and we're discussing the new movie Sound of Hope: The Story of Possum Trot: empoweredparent.podbean.com/e/possum-trot/
Sound of Hope: Possum Trot - S11 E07 (#167) | The Empowered Parent Podcast
After watching Sound of Hope: The Story of Possum Trot, Chris, Ryan, and Kayla sit down to discuss the movie. Listen to hear their thoughts.
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July 19, 2024 at 9:15 PM
There's a new episode of The Empowered Parent Podcast for your weekend listening, and we're discussing the new movie Sound of Hope: The Story of Possum Trot: empoweredparent.podbean.com/e/possum-trot/
Probably the best eclipse totality shot from the three family members in DFW area. Our high schooler captured this at school.
April 8, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Probably the best eclipse totality shot from the three family members in DFW area. Our high schooler captured this at school.
Who is Clark Barr? (Wherein I discuss and you can watch my music video debut.) www.retrophisch.net/2024/02/24/w...
Who Is Clark Barr?
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February 29, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Who is Clark Barr? (Wherein I discuss and you can watch my music video debut.) www.retrophisch.net/2024/02/24/w...
My friend Jack Stewart's new book, Outlaw, is out, and it's an absolute banger that establishes him as a master of the techno-thriller genre. My review: www.retrophisch.net/2024/02/24/r...
Retrophisch Review: Outlaw
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February 24, 2024 at 4:53 PM
My friend Jack Stewart's new book, Outlaw, is out, and it's an absolute banger that establishes him as a master of the techno-thriller genre. My review: www.retrophisch.net/2024/02/24/r...
I will spare my Louisiana friends the utter travesty being displayed today at our office cafeteria.
Let's just say the items kale, tofu, and Old Bay are attached to "New Orleans recipes." 🤢
Let's just say the items kale, tofu, and Old Bay are attached to "New Orleans recipes." 🤢
February 13, 2024 at 6:55 PM
I will spare my Louisiana friends the utter travesty being displayed today at our office cafeteria.
Let's just say the items kale, tofu, and Old Bay are attached to "New Orleans recipes." 🤢
Let's just say the items kale, tofu, and Old Bay are attached to "New Orleans recipes." 🤢
It's been a great run with Ryan and Kayla, over 160 episodes to date, over 600,000 downloads, no telling how many streams from various platforms, listeners from all over the world. Can't wait to see where we go in the next 8 years!
February 9, 2024 at 9:31 PM
It's been a great run with Ryan and Kayla, over 160 episodes to date, over 600,000 downloads, no telling how many streams from various platforms, listeners from all over the world. Can't wait to see where we go in the next 8 years!
Eight years ago today, the first episode of The Empowered Parent Podcast (aka, the Tapestry Empowered to Connect Podcast) was published.
February 9, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Eight years ago today, the first episode of The Empowered Parent Podcast (aka, the Tapestry Empowered to Connect Podcast) was published.
Not quite ready to say what's going on here, but I *can* assure you it has nothing to do with Iowa caucus results.
January 16, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Not quite ready to say what's going on here, but I *can* assure you it has nothing to do with Iowa caucus results.
As if I needed any more reasons to love C.S. Lewis.
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January 7, 2024 at 9:29 PM
As if I needed any more reasons to love C.S. Lewis.
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x.com/henryeoliver...
"Texas and Oklahoma think they're ready for the hell that awaits them in the college football heaven known as the Southeastern Conference.
"They are not."
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"They are not."
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Goodman: With new schedules, Georgia can’t hide anymore
Winners and losers of the SEC's brave new world.
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December 15, 2023 at 2:42 PM
"Texas and Oklahoma think they're ready for the hell that awaits them in the college football heaven known as the Southeastern Conference.
"They are not."
www.al.com/alabamafootb...
"They are not."
www.al.com/alabamafootb...
Oh man, if only.
November 30, 2023 at 9:14 PM
Oh man, if only.
What if a fantasy band of adventurers were treated like we treat rock bands in our time?
That's the premise behind one of my favorite fantasy novels of the past decade, Nicholas Eames' "Kings of the Wyld," on sale for $3 on Kindle today. Definitely recommended: www.amazon.com/dp/B01KT7YTX...
That's the premise behind one of my favorite fantasy novels of the past decade, Nicholas Eames' "Kings of the Wyld," on sale for $3 on Kindle today. Definitely recommended: www.amazon.com/dp/B01KT7YTX...
Amazon.com: Kings of the Wyld (The Band Book 1) eBook : Eames, Nicholas: Kindle Store
Amazon.com: Kings of the Wyld (The Band Book 1) eBook : Eames, Nicholas: Kindle Store
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November 28, 2023 at 5:26 PM
What if a fantasy band of adventurers were treated like we treat rock bands in our time?
That's the premise behind one of my favorite fantasy novels of the past decade, Nicholas Eames' "Kings of the Wyld," on sale for $3 on Kindle today. Definitely recommended: www.amazon.com/dp/B01KT7YTX...
That's the premise behind one of my favorite fantasy novels of the past decade, Nicholas Eames' "Kings of the Wyld," on sale for $3 on Kindle today. Definitely recommended: www.amazon.com/dp/B01KT7YTX...
A public service announcement
November 24, 2023 at 9:16 PM
A public service announcement
The fact that the first song the Apple Infinite Playlist algorithm churned out after the entirety of the debut album by Bad English finished playing was Steve Perry's "Oh Sherrie" makes me think said algorithm programmer has a very good sense of humor.
November 24, 2023 at 9:02 PM
The fact that the first song the Apple Infinite Playlist algorithm churned out after the entirety of the debut album by Bad English finished playing was Steve Perry's "Oh Sherrie" makes me think said algorithm programmer has a very good sense of humor.
Happy Signum Regis release day to all who celebrate.
And is that a kick-butt metal cover or what?
And is that a kick-butt metal cover or what?
November 17, 2023 at 5:14 PM
Happy Signum Regis release day to all who celebrate.
And is that a kick-butt metal cover or what?
And is that a kick-butt metal cover or what?
I pulled up "Close My Eyes Forever" by Lita Ford & Ozzy Osbourne, and the Apple Autoplay has been doing yeoman's work with the '80s hard rock/heavy metal since.
Just musically wandering through my teenage years while working...
Just musically wandering through my teenage years while working...
November 9, 2023 at 8:20 PM
I pulled up "Close My Eyes Forever" by Lita Ford & Ozzy Osbourne, and the Apple Autoplay has been doing yeoman's work with the '80s hard rock/heavy metal since.
Just musically wandering through my teenage years while working...
Just musically wandering through my teenage years while working...
Narrator: It would not be necessary.
#WentAndTookIt
#WentAndTookIt
November 4, 2023 at 1:26 AM
Narrator: It would not be necessary.
#WentAndTookIt
#WentAndTookIt