RetroMonster
@retromonster.bsky.social
Retro games and indie games
Canadian - Cats - Writer
*Castlevania*
Mega Man - Final Fantasy - Horizon ZD/FW - Elder Scrolls - Fallout - Diablo - Dragon Age - Mass Effect - Street Fighter - Capcom Retro Simp
Beat 'em Ups - Puzzle Game Old things
Canadian - Cats - Writer
*Castlevania*
Mega Man - Final Fantasy - Horizon ZD/FW - Elder Scrolls - Fallout - Diablo - Dragon Age - Mass Effect - Street Fighter - Capcom Retro Simp
Beat 'em Ups - Puzzle Game Old things
24 years 😓
two men sitting at a table with one drinking a beer
ALT: two men sitting at a table with one drinking a beer
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
24 years 😓
Before they invented these fancy electric clocks, you just wandered from house to house, peering in windows and asking what time it was
November 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Before they invented these fancy electric clocks, you just wandered from house to house, peering in windows and asking what time it was
Dude didn't even get his knick-knack shelf up in the punishment corner, absolute wanker
November 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Dude didn't even get his knick-knack shelf up in the punishment corner, absolute wanker
These have the same vibes to me as buying a celebrity's bathwater
November 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM
These have the same vibes to me as buying a celebrity's bathwater
I used to run a themed account, If I had a nickel for everybody that got bent when I posted something not on brand, like I wasn't also a human with a personality
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I used to run a themed account, If I had a nickel for everybody that got bent when I posted something not on brand, like I wasn't also a human with a personality
When you just don't have all that time in your go-go morning to... *looks at notes* ...spread cream cheese on a bagel
November 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
When you just don't have all that time in your go-go morning to... *looks at notes* ...spread cream cheese on a bagel
Berseria is a great game, and I love it, but I played it like 2 years ago on PS4, it's still available in the store in HD... like right NOW. there's ZERO need for this
November 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Berseria is a great game, and I love it, but I played it like 2 years ago on PS4, it's still available in the store in HD... like right NOW. there's ZERO need for this
aaaand the annoying yappy little dog next door woke him up 😾
a close up of a polar bear yawning with its mouth wide open .
ALT: a close up of a polar bear yawning with its mouth wide open .
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:30 AM
aaaand the annoying yappy little dog next door woke him up 😾
There’s a bit with some flowers very early on and maybe it’s my sense of humour but I laughed out loud WAY too hard
November 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
There’s a bit with some flowers very early on and maybe it’s my sense of humour but I laughed out loud WAY too hard
Ooh E.T., I’ve heard good things, no spoilers
November 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Ooh E.T., I’ve heard good things, no spoilers
okay, who put rohypnol in the ice cream
November 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
okay, who put rohypnol in the ice cream
There is a switch, it just has to be hit REALLY hard to be activated
get a pal to start whacking you in the back of the head with a 2x4 and I guarantee gamedev ideas will be quickly replaced by other, more pressing concerns
get a pal to start whacking you in the back of the head with a 2x4 and I guarantee gamedev ideas will be quickly replaced by other, more pressing concerns
November 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
There is a switch, it just has to be hit REALLY hard to be activated
get a pal to start whacking you in the back of the head with a 2x4 and I guarantee gamedev ideas will be quickly replaced by other, more pressing concerns
get a pal to start whacking you in the back of the head with a 2x4 and I guarantee gamedev ideas will be quickly replaced by other, more pressing concerns
hang yo kick-knack shelf before you Blair Witch yoself
November 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
hang yo kick-knack shelf before you Blair Witch yoself
When I first saw them I was like "these pics have big Anakin/Padme energy," glad I'm not the only one
November 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
When I first saw them I was like "these pics have big Anakin/Padme energy," glad I'm not the only one
what are the odds, almost zero I bet
November 17, 2025 at 7:22 PM
what are the odds, almost zero I bet
I really like the visual style, from the clip you posted. if I can find it streaming in Canada, I will check it out
November 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I really like the visual style, from the clip you posted. if I can find it streaming in Canada, I will check it out