Maria 👻
@retrogrademaria.bsky.social
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Nevertheless, she persisted
#resist
Nevertheless, she persisted
#resist
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Maria 👻
@retrogrademaria.bsky.social
· Nov 23
gang i did the dishes and folded 2 loads of laundry i am on fire
June 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
gang i did the dishes and folded 2 loads of laundry i am on fire
@sailormoonaki.bsky.social and i didn’t crack backs the other day and now i’m suffering
June 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
@sailormoonaki.bsky.social and i didn’t crack backs the other day and now i’m suffering
cooked multiple meals, cleaned the kitchen, gardened, did laundry, put away groceries, helped my mom and dad move 2 ac units upstairs, went to the park - today was a DAYYY
June 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
cooked multiple meals, cleaned the kitchen, gardened, did laundry, put away groceries, helped my mom and dad move 2 ac units upstairs, went to the park - today was a DAYYY
my mental health is directly correlated with my average weekly screen time
June 8, 2025 at 1:01 PM
my mental health is directly correlated with my average weekly screen time
didn’t talk my way out of visiting a friend today which resulted in sofia having a great day…talk about pos reinforcement
June 8, 2025 at 2:46 AM
didn’t talk my way out of visiting a friend today which resulted in sofia having a great day…talk about pos reinforcement
i forgot this app existed, my b
June 8, 2025 at 2:27 AM
i forgot this app existed, my b
DON’T ASK ME STUPID FUCKING QUESTIONS LIKE “what’s wrong”
February 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
DON’T ASK ME STUPID FUCKING QUESTIONS LIKE “what’s wrong”
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Elon is the first virgin to have 13 kids.
February 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Elon is the first virgin to have 13 kids.
like what do you mean the thing i do that i quirkily call ✨razzle dazzle✨is actually masking??????
February 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
like what do you mean the thing i do that i quirkily call ✨razzle dazzle✨is actually masking??????
will today be the day being a mom makes me sob uncontrollably? stay tuned for more!
February 14, 2025 at 1:20 PM
will today be the day being a mom makes me sob uncontrollably? stay tuned for more!
the way i can’t even go to the bathroom without sofia or duck coming to find me
February 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
the way i can’t even go to the bathroom without sofia or duck coming to find me
goddddddd i have to go back to work tomorrow? how about death instead?
January 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
goddddddd i have to go back to work tomorrow? how about death instead?
“i know you don’t believe in it but diversity does include gender…” 💀💀💀
January 2, 2025 at 5:27 PM
“i know you don’t believe in it but diversity does include gender…” 💀💀💀
not to be dramatic but episode 8 of Lower Decks was the BEST episode ever
December 11, 2024 at 3:59 PM
not to be dramatic but episode 8 of Lower Decks was the BEST episode ever
being an adult means ordering yourself a piece of cake just because
December 9, 2024 at 12:47 AM
being an adult means ordering yourself a piece of cake just because
the unmitigated joy i feel post getting my nails done is unheard of
December 7, 2024 at 5:13 PM
the unmitigated joy i feel post getting my nails done is unheard of
i made an incredible dinner and i’m just so happy about it
December 5, 2024 at 12:54 AM
i made an incredible dinner and i’m just so happy about it
this is it. this is the perfect post.
y’all have no idea how excited i am for these marinated mfing eggs
December 1, 2024 at 3:53 AM
this is it. this is the perfect post.
me making tzatziki for Thanksgiving and crushing a whole head lmao
“One clove of garlic” lol
November 28, 2024 at 5:44 PM
me making tzatziki for Thanksgiving and crushing a whole head lmao
am i going to do a peloton ride when i put sofia down for a nap? betting is now open.
November 28, 2024 at 4:25 PM
am i going to do a peloton ride when i put sofia down for a nap? betting is now open.
just discovered i left the back car window open and it’s been raining so every single food crumb sofia has left in the backseat is wet so excuse me as i walk into the sea
November 28, 2024 at 2:01 PM
just discovered i left the back car window open and it’s been raining so every single food crumb sofia has left in the backseat is wet so excuse me as i walk into the sea
At the movies by myself, I book one seat of a two seater thinking, “no one will sit next to me in an empty theater”
Folks, I was WRONG!
Folks, I was WRONG!
November 25, 2024 at 6:18 PM
At the movies by myself, I book one seat of a two seater thinking, “no one will sit next to me in an empty theater”
Folks, I was WRONG!
Folks, I was WRONG!
listening to Richie say “ok google” 30x to set an alarm when it would’ve been easier to just manually do it
November 25, 2024 at 4:32 PM
listening to Richie say “ok google” 30x to set an alarm when it would’ve been easier to just manually do it
I'm more organized in Stardew Valley than I am in real life
November 24, 2024 at 9:44 PM