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@retrogeoff.bsky.social
"Hypothetical, political, lyrical, Miracle Whip...Just like butter, my rhymes are legit”
Finally got the Nickmas Tree up this year…
@nicklachey1979.bsky.social
@nicklachey1979.bsky.social
December 21, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Finally got the Nickmas Tree up this year…
@nicklachey1979.bsky.social
@nicklachey1979.bsky.social
I was excited & optimistic when the last Trump flag in my area was taken down a few months ago…
…until it was replaced last week with a Charlie Kirk flag. 😕
…until it was replaced last week with a Charlie Kirk flag. 😕
December 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I was excited & optimistic when the last Trump flag in my area was taken down a few months ago…
…until it was replaced last week with a Charlie Kirk flag. 😕
…until it was replaced last week with a Charlie Kirk flag. 😕
I wonder how many people the next winner of the FIFA Peace Prize will have to insult, disrespect, disenfranchise, and KILL.
Big shoes to fill…
Big shoes to fill…
December 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I wonder how many people the next winner of the FIFA Peace Prize will have to insult, disrespect, disenfranchise, and KILL.
Big shoes to fill…
Big shoes to fill…
FIFA just themselves the Least Corrupt Organization Prize
December 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
FIFA just themselves the Least Corrupt Organization Prize
Trump just got another award:
The “FIFA Best Results in Terms of MRIs (Not of the Brain) Prize” 🫏🏅🏆
The “FIFA Best Results in Terms of MRIs (Not of the Brain) Prize” 🫏🏅🏆
December 6, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Trump just got another award:
The “FIFA Best Results in Terms of MRIs (Not of the Brain) Prize” 🫏🏅🏆
The “FIFA Best Results in Terms of MRIs (Not of the Brain) Prize” 🫏🏅🏆
This was a bigger hit than I expected… 🤣
#Halloween
#Halloween
November 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
This was a bigger hit than I expected… 🤣
#Halloween
#Halloween
Locking the bathroom door should be the FIRST thing you do…not the FIFTH.
(just a reminder for later)
(just a reminder for later)
October 31, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Locking the bathroom door should be the FIRST thing you do…not the FIFTH.
(just a reminder for later)
(just a reminder for later)
Pretty sure my Uber driver’s playlist is just Pitbull and country music…
October 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Pretty sure my Uber driver’s playlist is just Pitbull and country music…
Last week, the seeds I left out for the squirrels & birds didn’t get eaten… and started to sprout…
So I planted them in the yard and they’re still growing…
I have no idea what I’ve planted… 🤣
So I planted them in the yard and they’re still growing…
I have no idea what I’ve planted… 🤣
October 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Last week, the seeds I left out for the squirrels & birds didn’t get eaten… and started to sprout…
So I planted them in the yard and they’re still growing…
I have no idea what I’ve planted… 🤣
So I planted them in the yard and they’re still growing…
I have no idea what I’ve planted… 🤣
The least humble person in the history of the world didn’t receive the Nobel Peace Prize…
October 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
The least humble person in the history of the world didn’t receive the Nobel Peace Prize…
Watched both of these last night...
Enjoyed them both...
Both based on true events... both made me tear up...
Enjoyed them both...
Both based on true events... both made me tear up...
October 4, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Watched both of these last night...
Enjoyed them both...
Both based on true events... both made me tear up...
Enjoyed them both...
Both based on true events... both made me tear up...
We've lost our Dame Patricia ... :(
Best of Hyacinth Bucket's Name Mispronunciation | Keeping Up Appearances
YouTube video by BritBox
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October 3, 2025 at 11:37 AM
We've lost our Dame Patricia ... :(
This could’ve been an email…
a man wearing green glasses is sitting in front of a laptop with an advertisement for quickbooks behind him
ALT: a man wearing green glasses is sitting in front of a laptop with an advertisement for quickbooks behind him
media.tenor.com
September 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
This could’ve been an email…
Thinking back to simpler times…
#MittRomney
#MittRomney
September 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Thinking back to simpler times…
#MittRomney
#MittRomney
Happy Birthday to the love of my life and the best human being know.
I am the luckiest person on Earth to be loved by her.
I love you @mysticaldawn.bsky.social
😘😘😘😍
I am the luckiest person on Earth to be loved by her.
I love you @mysticaldawn.bsky.social
😘😘😘😍
September 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Happy Birthday to the love of my life and the best human being know.
I am the luckiest person on Earth to be loved by her.
I love you @mysticaldawn.bsky.social
😘😘😘😍
I am the luckiest person on Earth to be loved by her.
I love you @mysticaldawn.bsky.social
😘😘😘😍
STRIKE FORCE FIVE… ASSEMBLE!!!
September 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
STRIKE FORCE FIVE… ASSEMBLE!!!
Never Forget…
…Trump is in the Epstein Files and will burn everything to the ground to hide the disgusting truth.
…Trump is in the Epstein Files and will burn everything to the ground to hide the disgusting truth.
September 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Never Forget…
…Trump is in the Epstein Files and will burn everything to the ground to hide the disgusting truth.
…Trump is in the Epstein Files and will burn everything to the ground to hide the disgusting truth.
He's attempting to create the illusion of being a "war time" president so he can use that excuse to not have elections...
...and win the Nobel Prize apparently?
...and win the Nobel Prize apparently?
September 6, 2025 at 8:33 AM
He's attempting to create the illusion of being a "war time" president so he can use that excuse to not have elections...
...and win the Nobel Prize apparently?
...and win the Nobel Prize apparently?
JACKPOT!!!
Just found 8 bars of soap I forgot I bought.
Who needs Powerball?!?!
Just found 8 bars of soap I forgot I bought.
Who needs Powerball?!?!
September 5, 2025 at 2:39 PM
JACKPOT!!!
Just found 8 bars of soap I forgot I bought.
Who needs Powerball?!?!
Just found 8 bars of soap I forgot I bought.
Who needs Powerball?!?!
Attention Game Show Producers:
We need a reboot of Starcade!!!
We need a reboot of Starcade!!!
www.youtube.com
August 29, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Attention Game Show Producers:
We need a reboot of Starcade!!!
We need a reboot of Starcade!!!
The real reason logos and buildings aren't as cool anymore...
Why our buildings lost their soul #crackerbarrel #tacobell #design #rant #food this is partially because of Ray Kroc, they made a movie about him called the founder staring Michael Keaton.
TikTok video by Pearlmania500
www.tiktok.com
August 29, 2025 at 7:29 AM
The real reason logos and buildings aren't as cool anymore...
The "Art of the Deal" is going swimmingly I see...
Russian airstrikes hit a U.S. factory in western Ukraine
www.npr.org/2025/08/21/g...
Russian airstrikes hit a U.S. factory in western Ukraine
www.npr.org/2025/08/21/g...
Russian airstrikes hit a U.S. factory in western Ukraine
Two Russian cruise missiles hit a U.S. electronics plant in the far west of Ukraine. The strike was part of an overnight barrage of more than 600 drones and missiles.
www.npr.org
August 22, 2025 at 9:26 AM
The "Art of the Deal" is going swimmingly I see...
Russian airstrikes hit a U.S. factory in western Ukraine
www.npr.org/2025/08/21/g...
Russian airstrikes hit a U.S. factory in western Ukraine
www.npr.org/2025/08/21/g...
Best thing about Sundays is driving past packed churches knowing I don’t ever have to enter one again…
August 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Best thing about Sundays is driving past packed churches knowing I don’t ever have to enter one again…
I'm over 4 hours into Moby Dick and we still haven't set sail or met Captain Ahab yet!!!!
August 12, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I'm over 4 hours into Moby Dick and we still haven't set sail or met Captain Ahab yet!!!!
I will never not be impressed…
August 8, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I will never not be impressed…