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#Helldesk rule 26 has just dropped! #HelldeskRules #Helpdesk #Humour #Humor #Parody

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September 13, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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Todays Acronym of the Day is #CHAOS check out helldeskrules.com for more!

#HelldeskRules #Helldesk
September 11, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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Rule Number 25 - The Juice Box Theory
A satirical IT Support universe where chaos reigns & logic takes a coffee break. Helldesk Rules: where tickets go to die and printers thirst for blood
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September 7, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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Do Not Look In To The Void!! Click here for your free downloadable #Helldesk #HelldeskRules poster!

#Parody #humor #humour

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Helldesk Posters - Do Not Look Into The Void
A satirical IT Support universe where chaos reigns & logic takes a coffee break. Helldesk Rules: where tickets go to die and printers thirst for blood
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September 1, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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The #ForgottenPassword tarot card happens to us all at some point! #Helldesk #HelldeskRules #HelpdeskHumour #Parody #Humour

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Helldesk Rules Tarot Cards - The Forgotten Password
A satirical IT Support universe where chaos reigns & logic takes a coffee break. Helldesk Rules: where tickets go to die and printers thirst for blood
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August 26, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Obey the #helldesk! #HelldeskRules
August 22, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Check out todays #AcronymOfTheDay: CLOUD!

#HelldeskRules #Parody #Humour

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August 22, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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#TheRules #HelldeskRules #Parody #Humour #Humor

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Rule Number 22 - The Zombie Ticket Rule
A satirical IT Support universe where chaos reigns & logic takes a coffee break. Helldesk Rules: where tickets go to die and printers thirst for blood
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August 21, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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I think everyone working in #ITsupport knows a #WizardOfConfig!

#HelldeskRules #TarotCards #HelldeskTarotCards

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Helldesk Rules Tarot Cards - The Wizard of Config
The Wizard of Config “Knows the settings. Shares none.” Keeper of undocumented tweaks and legacy scripts. Speaks in riddles and YAML. ...
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August 17, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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What do you think of my #helldeskrules #tarotcards?

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The Legacy System Tarot Card 01
🧙‍♂️ The Legacy System — pixelated, floppy-disked, and mystically cursed.
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August 17, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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Helldesk Rules: Rule Number 20 - Google Is Your Friend

Find out why by clicking the link below!

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#helldesk #helldeskrules #google #satirical #humour #satire
Rule Number 20 - Google Is Your Friend
Google is your friend, so use him/her when you have a problem you’ve not come across before. Any idiot can search Google (and believe me the...
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August 16, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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#ThePostmansBeen #TheSoloChef

Can you guess what's in the box?

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July 31, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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www.thesolochef.co.uk/2025/04/home... #TheSoloChef #SteakBake #Recipe #Homemade
Homemade Steak Bakes Recipe
Meal Ideas For One, Two or Three - or More! Portions sizes for single person. Meal ideas, food reviews, product reviews and money saving tips.
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April 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Lamb Ribs, Mashed Potatoes and Cheesy Leeks - Meal Idea
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April 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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www.thesolochef.co.uk/2025/03/batt... #TheSoloChef #WhatsForTea
Battered Cod, Rumbledethumps, Asparagus and Peas
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March 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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www.thesolochef.co.uk/2025/03/praw... #TheSoloChef #PrawnCocktail #SteakAndKidney #SteakAndKidneyPie #Pie #FrayBentos
Prawn Cocktail Followed By Steak and Kidney Pie With Veg
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March 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Comfort food for me tonight whilst I recover from a injection in my eye!

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Butchers Bacon Beans and Curly Fries
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March 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Who doesn't love a #Freebie?! #Tesco #TheSoloChef

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Money Saving Tip - Always Get A Receipt On The Self Checkouts at Tesco
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March 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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These were absolutely delicious even if I do say so myself #YumYum

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Sweet and Sour Chicken Balls - Chinese Takeaway Style
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February 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Who doesn't love a Chinese Takeaway as a treat? I love making egg fried rice from scratch - there's nothing quite like it!

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Egg Fried Rice - Chinese Takeaway Style
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February 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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www.thesolochef.co.uk/2025/02/near... #TheSoloChef #CaesarSalad
Nearly a Caesar Salad For Lunch
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February 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Scoville pans are cheap and chearful and simply do the job! This one was really cheap as it was a present!!

#TheSoloChef

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You Can't Beat a Fried Breakfast
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February 20, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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I've always used these in my dishwasher, but not all the time as I sometimes use the Aldi own brand ones. This is my honest review.

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#ad #FairyGoodClean #FairyPlatinumPlus #savvycircle, @joyoflean #TheSoloChef
Fairy Platinum Plus All-in-One Dishwasher Capsules Review
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February 19, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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This evening I had homemade liver and onions (with bacon)! #TheSoloChef #Recipe

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Homemade Liver and Bacon with Onions Recipe
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February 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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I really must make time to cook these again, not that complicated to make and I tell you what, they tasted better cold than hot so great for lunch at work the next day! #TheSoloChef #ScottishScran #Scran #Recipe

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Scotch Pie Recipe
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February 14, 2025 at 12:56 PM