Retrocanary
@retrocanary.bsky.social
Rock/Pop enthusiast, Twin Peaks fan, Accountant. Englishman who studied French, lived in Germany, has family in Tenerife and is marrying an Italian.
"And then the bloke, who's a different bloke, who's supposed to be the same bloke, turns the camera and says "this never happened to the other bloke"."
November 11, 2025 at 12:39 PM
"And then the bloke, who's a different bloke, who's supposed to be the same bloke, turns the camera and says "this never happened to the other bloke"."
Get’s a bit more sinister than just being a loudmouth idiot too…
August 16, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Get’s a bit more sinister than just being a loudmouth idiot too…
Ahh, take your mind off it with a nice cuppa tea…
August 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Ahh, take your mind off it with a nice cuppa tea…
This insane bastard thing.
March 9, 2025 at 9:20 AM
This insane bastard thing.
Christian Slater’s great in Dexter, but I have this dumb thing where I’m expecting him to tell everyone he’s going across the street to get some orange sherrrberrrt…
February 18, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Christian Slater’s great in Dexter, but I have this dumb thing where I’m expecting him to tell everyone he’s going across the street to get some orange sherrrberrrt…
Looks like you need to make a claim!
February 18, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Looks like you need to make a claim!
Haven’t read this yet, but presumably this is an e-mail about what bunch of thieving bastards they are.
January 27, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Haven’t read this yet, but presumably this is an e-mail about what bunch of thieving bastards they are.
I’m quite sweary today. Here, have some bunny rabbits!
January 27, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I’m quite sweary today. Here, have some bunny rabbits!
I can’t believe they’re still making this tired old shit and that people are still watching it.
January 27, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I can’t believe they’re still making this tired old shit and that people are still watching it.
HMRC waiting for me to pay my Self-Assessment
January 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
HMRC waiting for me to pay my Self-Assessment
Some people are obsessed with this issue. Any excuse to bring it up.
December 25, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Some people are obsessed with this issue. Any excuse to bring it up.
Peeeeeeeeeeg, it will come back to you
December 4, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Peeeeeeeeeeg, it will come back to you
“In the real world, you're more likely to be attacked by someone you know than someone you don't.”
November 17, 2024 at 1:43 PM
“In the real world, you're more likely to be attacked by someone you know than someone you don't.”