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Retro
From the 80’s 🕹️📼🕶️
Typing from the Shame Cube
NO ONE UNDER 18 ADMITTED 🔞
A grab bag of SFW and NSFW art
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Birdetta has been one of my favorite Mario characters (back when my mom and I found a copy of SMB 2 in the Toys R Us bargain bin)

#supermario #supermariobros2 #birdetta #art #fanart #digitalart #nintendo #videogames
Birdetta (from Super Mario Bros. 2) poses adorably in a grassy field
November 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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🎶Back in the 60’s, I worked on a very famous cartoon show…

Oh hi, I’m Bill Scott
Hi, I’m Bill Scott
It’s fine if you don’t know…🎶

(From 2021)

#rockyandbullwinkle #bullwinkle #billscott #cartoons #digitalart #jaywardproductions #art #fanart
Bill Scott (writer, director, and producer of Rocky and Bullwinkle, as well as Bullwinkle himself) stares up in slight amusement at the Bullwinkle balloon (the original Macy’s one from 1961). A full-blown reference to the Bojack Horseman episode The Showstopper Bill Scott and the Bullwinkle balloon (this time without the strings)
November 19, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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The best time to make a Dragon Ball reference is all the time 🟠⭐️

Mirroring Frieza and Goku, here’s Louie and Alex having a stare-down…although in Louie’s case, it’s a stare-up!

//crowd boos//

(From 2024)

#taxi #louiedepalma #alexreiger #art #fanart #digitalart
Louie De Palma and Alex Reiger (from Taxi) stare each other down in the cab garage. This references the image of Frieza and Goku (from Dragon Ball Z) facing off
November 17, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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My imagination: Draw Jim with glasses

Me: Okay 👓☮️

#jimignatowski #taxi #art #fanart #digitalart
Jim Ignatowski (from Taxi) leans up against a pillar in the cab garage. He wears a spiffy pair of glasses as he looks surprisingly pensive
November 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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CW: Monobutt Zangoose

Did you know that Zangoose can learn Belly Drum as an Egg Move? Strangely, not only does it increase my Zangoose self’s Attack level, but also my waistline! 🥁
My Zangoose self, happily using the move Belly Drum. Using it has made me round out into a pear shape (not that I mind)
November 12, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Me: Caresses Jim’s face

Jim’s face: Is caressed

#jimignatowski #taxi #art #fanart #digitalart
Jim Ignatowski (from Taxi) smiles as I gently caress his face
November 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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CW: Inflated Bibarel

Norb here has been chosen to be this year’s Beaver Moon.

He’s so honored 🌕🦫
Norb (a shiny Bibarel) floats in the starry night sky. Having been inflated into a furry orb, he takes his place as this year’s Beaver Moon. Judging by his happy expression, he’s delighted
November 4, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Screaming Yellow Zonkers was bright yellow, sugar-glazed popcorn from the 60’s. Something Jim definitely would have eaten 🍿

#jimignatowski #taxi #art #fanart #digitalart
Jim Ignatowski (from Taxi) reclines on his couch, happily eating a box of Screaming Yellow Zonkers
November 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Taxi AU where everything is the same except Jim and Alex are friendly neighborhood vampires 🧛🏻

Here they are in their bat forms 🦇🦇

#jimignatowski #alexreiger #taxi #vampires #bats #art #fanart #digitalart
Jim (in his blue vampire bat form) and Alex (in his yellow vampire bat form) soar through a moonlit sky
October 31, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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CW: Fattened Zangoose

Whitesnake is in love with Smarty. She shows her love by making sure he eats extra sandwiches on picnics.
I have concerns 🐍🥪🦡
Whitesnake (a shiny Seviper) nuzzles Smarty (a shiny Zangoose). Due to eating every sandwich Whitesnake gives him, Smarty has fattened up to immobility. Whitesnake DEFINITELY has an ulterior motive
October 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Here she is! 💚🦘
Adelheid (a bright-green kangaroo from Germany) happily waves at the viewer
October 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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The Kroker kids are ready to cause mischief! 💀🐸😈

(From 2023)

#futurama #thenightmarebeforechristmas #disney #art #fanart #digitalart
The Kroker kids (from Futurama) are ready for Halloween, wearing their Nightmare Before Christmas costumes! Axl is dressed as Lock, Mandy as Shock, and Baby Newt as Barrel. The wind-up bathtub is modeled after Hedonismbot’s couch
October 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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CW: Juice-inflated Dragonite

In Paldea, Alfornada has a good deal of Sitrus berries. Too bad the local Ghost and Psychic Pokemon cursed them to inflate any tourists who might eat them. My Dragonite self found that out the hard way 🍐🐉
My Dragonite self after eating a cursed Sitrus Berry over in Alfornada. Despite swelling with Sitrus juice, you know dang well I’m going to finish the berry
October 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Thought about how Jim would look in modern day! Sure, his clothes have patches, and he has less hair and more wrinkles. But he’s still the same burnt-out hippie with a heart of gold ☮️

#jimignatowski #taxi #art #fanart #digitalart
Jim Ignatowski (from Taxi), visualized as an elderly man in today’s time. His clothes are covered in patches (his jean jacket just barely holding together). His hair, while short and gray, is still a little messy. His scruffy face has more wrinkles, but he’s still the same hippie Elderly Jim sans glasses
October 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Here’s Leela and Nibbler!! 🎃🪡🐈‍⬛

(From 2023)

#futurama #nightmarebeforechristmas #leela #nibbler #art #fanart #digitalart
Leela (from Futurama) stands in a pumpkin patch dressed as Sally (from The Nightmare Before Christmas). She holds a basket containing a potion bottle. Nibbler sits wearing a cat ear headband, as well as a cape and diaper made of the same fabric as Leela’s dress
October 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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CW: Fattened, hypnotized Delphox

Aw, crud. Ursula found a Malamarite and is using her enhanced powers on unsuspecting Pokemon. Someone better help Crowley here before he becomes lunch 🧁🦊
Crowley (a shiny Delphox) has come under the hypnotic spell of Ursula (a shiny Mega Malamar). The poor Delphox has been fattened up to immobility, completely hypnotized into eating Poke Puffs. Ursula holds up two Poke Puffs in her tentacles, saying “Eat, dearie, eat! We would not want you to waste away!”
October 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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I was going to keep Skellington!Fry hairless, but he didn’t look Fryish enough. Let’s pretend that Skellington!Fry found an orange wig in the gutter outside his house.

Also: ghost Seymour! 👻🐕

(From 2023)

#futurama #philipjfry #nightmarebeforechristmas #art #fanart #digitalart
Fry and Seymour (from Futurama) as Jack Skellington and Zero (from The Nightmare Before Christmas)
October 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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CW: Voluptuous Malva

Years after Team Flare disbanded, Malva claims she’s a changed woman. Oh, she’s changed, all right 🔥
Malva (from Pokemon X and Y) poses confidently. Since Team Flare disbanded, her figure has become plump. Her pants have stretched to accommodate her thick thighs, and her belly is much more prominent
October 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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CW: rotund Gogoat

A hedonistic Gogoat, Gold Phillip loves living deliciously. Too deliciously, for my liking (he keeps eating all the butter) 🧈🐐
Gold Phillip (a shiny Gogoat) glances at his body. His shameless overindulgence in food has made him immobile, his rotund belly keeping him in place
October 14, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Hang in there, Rocket! 🐱

(With apologies to Victor Baldwin)

#hangintherebaby #persian #pokemon #shinypokemon #art #fanart #digitalart
Rocket (a shiny Persian) hangs from a wooden stick, a worried expression on his face. The text reads “Hang in There, Baby”
October 12, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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High school me: “Wouldn’t it be cool if The Simpsons did a Nightmare Before Christmas parody?”

Modern-day me: “Disney don’t you DARE”

(From 2021)

#thesimpsons #homersimpson #jackskellington #nightmarebeforechristmas #disney #digitalart #art #fanart
Homer Simpson as Jack Skellington, or in this case Jay Skellingson //crowd boos// He and Santa’s Little Helper (as Zero) stand on the snow on a moonlit night Homer Simpson (as Jack Skellington) holding his skull
October 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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Oh lawd, Aiza’s comin’!
Aiza eyes the viewer, paws and claws ready to pounce
October 9, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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CW: Inflated anthro pig

Mortar acquired ANOTHER old poetry book from a store that definitely wasn’t there yesterday. A book of Plath’s poems couldn’t be cursed, right? That’s what Mortar thought before reading the poem “Balloons” 🎈🐖
Mortar (an anthropomorphic pig) has found himself inflated into a balloon shape. On the floor of his house is a book of Plath’s poems. Upon reading Plath’s “Balloons”, Mortar blew up into the state he is now. At least he read the poem indoors
October 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Mr. Toad is one of my favorite Disney characters. A toad who becomes wrapped up in every interest he comes across? Do I see myself in him?

Maybe…

(From 2024)

#theadventuresofichabodandmrtoad #mrtoad #cyrilproudbottom #mrtoadswildride #thewindinthewillows #disney #art #fanart #digitalart
Mr. Toad and Cyril Proudbottom (from The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad). Cyril sits on a dirt road in the English countryside, holding up Mr. Toad with his hoof
October 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Iggy and his friends Bruno and Salem are ready for October! 🎃👻🔥

(From 2024)

#pokemon #typhlosion #banette #mismagius #art #fanart #digitalart
Iggy (a shiny Hisuian Typhlosion) happily holds a pumpkin with a Gengar face carved into it. Next to him are his friends, Bruno (a shiny Banette) and Salem (a shiny Mismagius). They are standing on a pile of autumn leaves on a moonlit night
October 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM