𝙿𝙴𝙿𝙿𝚈
@retiredhare.bsky.social
Retired Team StarFox Pilot
Origin of the infamous "Do A Barrel Roll" line.
Origin of the infamous "Do A Barrel Roll" line.
Pinned
“ Goodness... Some of the inhabitants of these planets are...
A lot friendlier than I expected ! ”
A lot friendlier than I expected ! ”
September 12, 2025 at 5:29 AM
“ Goodness... Some of the inhabitants of these planets are...
A lot friendlier than I expected ! ”
A lot friendlier than I expected ! ”
Reposted by 𝙿𝙴𝙿𝙿𝚈
« Starter Call »
♡ for a TL starter (Pictures may be used).
↻ for it to be lewd (May be selective)
♡ for a TL starter (Pictures may be used).
↻ for it to be lewd (May be selective)
June 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
« Starter Call »
♡ for a TL starter (Pictures may be used).
↻ for it to be lewd (May be selective)
♡ for a TL starter (Pictures may be used).
↻ for it to be lewd (May be selective)
Well, since they asked so nicely..
Please, dick her...
September 12, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Well, since they asked so nicely..
Reposted by 𝙿𝙴𝙿𝙿𝚈
" Do uhh-
Do people still mess with older rabbits? "
Do people still mess with older rabbits? "
June 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
" Do uhh-
Do people still mess with older rabbits? "
Do people still mess with older rabbits? "
" Hah, of course I can. I may be old but I'm not slow! "
The rabbit chuckled, crossing his arms.
The rabbit chuckled, crossing his arms.
Eyes him up and down.
— ❛ 'Pends, ya think you can keep up with a young gun like me ?~ ❜
— ❛ 'Pends, ya think you can keep up with a young gun like me ?~ ❜
" Do uhh-
Do people still mess with older rabbits? "
Do people still mess with older rabbits? "
June 29, 2025 at 10:56 AM
" Hah, of course I can. I may be old but I'm not slow! "
The rabbit chuckled, crossing his arms.
The rabbit chuckled, crossing his arms.
" Yeah... And hopefully I got enough to stay around for a long time still.
That's why I retired, didn't wanna die in battle, but also I'm afraid I'm gonna get a heart attack or something "
The hare crossed his arms, leaning on one of his hips and looking up at the sky.
That's why I retired, didn't wanna die in battle, but also I'm afraid I'm gonna get a heart attack or something "
The hare crossed his arms, leaning on one of his hips and looking up at the sky.
"We've already'ad our talks. We jus' work on th' shit now and try ta' put all it behind us. I'm a better person now than I was before, anyway."
She shakes her head, looking up at Peppy.
"Ya' ain't too old, Peppy. . . Still got life in ya'."
She shakes her head, looking up at Peppy.
"Ya' ain't too old, Peppy. . . Still got life in ya'."
" Oohohoho, is that so? Well that's a relief! "
The hare looked up at Wolf's face and smiled, forgetting how red his face was.
" Ain't sure how Fox will feel about this whole thing but... I'm welcome to it, all this fightin' is tiresome.
Though maybe it's just my age talking, hahah. "
The hare looked up at Wolf's face and smiled, forgetting how red his face was.
" Ain't sure how Fox will feel about this whole thing but... I'm welcome to it, all this fightin' is tiresome.
Though maybe it's just my age talking, hahah. "
June 27, 2025 at 1:14 AM
" Yeah... And hopefully I got enough to stay around for a long time still.
That's why I retired, didn't wanna die in battle, but also I'm afraid I'm gonna get a heart attack or something "
The hare crossed his arms, leaning on one of his hips and looking up at the sky.
That's why I retired, didn't wanna die in battle, but also I'm afraid I'm gonna get a heart attack or something "
The hare crossed his arms, leaning on one of his hips and looking up at the sky.
Still kickin'...
wonders how the old coot is doing .
it's been a while since he's retired .
it's been a while since he's retired .
June 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Still kickin'...
" Oohohoho, is that so? Well that's a relief! "
The hare looked up at Wolf's face and smiled, forgetting how red his face was.
" Ain't sure how Fox will feel about this whole thing but... I'm welcome to it, all this fightin' is tiresome.
Though maybe it's just my age talking, hahah. "
The hare looked up at Wolf's face and smiled, forgetting how red his face was.
" Ain't sure how Fox will feel about this whole thing but... I'm welcome to it, all this fightin' is tiresome.
Though maybe it's just my age talking, hahah. "
His eyes looked at him from the corner, narrowing her eyes.
"You think I look great, hm? Tha's a first. . . Well, lettin' ya' know I ain't after Fox anymore or ya', for that matter. Tryin' to make my amends."
"You think I look great, hm? Tha's a first. . . Well, lettin' ya' know I ain't after Fox anymore or ya', for that matter. Tryin' to make my amends."
" Well... uh... "
The hare was a bit too distracted by their new looks, after a second he shook his head and looked away, face bright red.
" Yeah... Uh, well either way... you still look great and intimidating or whatever... "
The hare was a bit too distracted by their new looks, after a second he shook his head and looked away, face bright red.
" Yeah... Uh, well either way... you still look great and intimidating or whatever... "
June 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
" Oohohoho, is that so? Well that's a relief! "
The hare looked up at Wolf's face and smiled, forgetting how red his face was.
" Ain't sure how Fox will feel about this whole thing but... I'm welcome to it, all this fightin' is tiresome.
Though maybe it's just my age talking, hahah. "
The hare looked up at Wolf's face and smiled, forgetting how red his face was.
" Ain't sure how Fox will feel about this whole thing but... I'm welcome to it, all this fightin' is tiresome.
Though maybe it's just my age talking, hahah. "
" Well... uh... "
The hare was a bit too distracted by their new looks, after a second he shook his head and looked away, face bright red.
" Yeah... Uh, well either way... you still look great and intimidating or whatever... "
The hare was a bit too distracted by their new looks, after a second he shook his head and looked away, face bright red.
" Yeah... Uh, well either way... you still look great and intimidating or whatever... "
"Mm, thanks."
She'd lean on a hip, looking over the hare with a light sigh coming from her.
"Fuckin' Venomians. Took me forever ta' accept who I am now. . . ain't no way goin' back from this."
She'd lean on a hip, looking over the hare with a light sigh coming from her.
"Fuckin' Venomians. Took me forever ta' accept who I am now. . . ain't no way goin' back from this."
" ... Huh? Makes... me look nice? "
The ears on the rabbit stood up straight and a slight blush came to his face.
" Uh... T-Thanks I suppose? Um... You look good too, I guess- "
His eyes couldn't help but move down to their chest as it was pushed up.
The ears on the rabbit stood up straight and a slight blush came to his face.
" Uh... T-Thanks I suppose? Um... You look good too, I guess- "
His eyes couldn't help but move down to their chest as it was pushed up.
June 27, 2025 at 12:29 AM
" Well... uh... "
The hare was a bit too distracted by their new looks, after a second he shook his head and looked away, face bright red.
" Yeah... Uh, well either way... you still look great and intimidating or whatever... "
The hare was a bit too distracted by their new looks, after a second he shook his head and looked away, face bright red.
" Yeah... Uh, well either way... you still look great and intimidating or whatever... "
" ... Huh? Makes... me look nice? "
The ears on the rabbit stood up straight and a slight blush came to his face.
" Uh... T-Thanks I suppose? Um... You look good too, I guess- "
His eyes couldn't help but move down to their chest as it was pushed up.
The ears on the rabbit stood up straight and a slight blush came to his face.
" Uh... T-Thanks I suppose? Um... You look good too, I guess- "
His eyes couldn't help but move down to their chest as it was pushed up.
"Oh, please. I meant it in a good way. . . Make's ya' look nice."
She crossed her arms under her chest, pressing them up slightly.
She crossed her arms under her chest, pressing them up slightly.
" Excuse me? "
The hare turned his head, looking over at the wolf with an annoyed look.
" Hmph... You're lucky I'm retired, otherwise I'd kick your behind for a comment like that. "
The hare turned his head, looking over at the wolf with an annoyed look.
" Hmph... You're lucky I'm retired, otherwise I'd kick your behind for a comment like that. "
June 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
" ... Huh? Makes... me look nice? "
The ears on the rabbit stood up straight and a slight blush came to his face.
" Uh... T-Thanks I suppose? Um... You look good too, I guess- "
His eyes couldn't help but move down to their chest as it was pushed up.
The ears on the rabbit stood up straight and a slight blush came to his face.
" Uh... T-Thanks I suppose? Um... You look good too, I guess- "
His eyes couldn't help but move down to their chest as it was pushed up.
" Excuse me? "
The hare turned his head, looking over at the wolf with an annoyed look.
" Hmph... You're lucky I'm retired, otherwise I'd kick your behind for a comment like that. "
The hare turned his head, looking over at the wolf with an annoyed look.
" Hmph... You're lucky I'm retired, otherwise I'd kick your behind for a comment like that. "
The wolf gave a huff, looking the opposite way.
"Not that you are here, no. . gotten bigger."
"Not that you are here, no. . gotten bigger."
" Hello... Wolf. "
The hare crossed his arms, looking away.
" Did you need something? "
The hare crossed his arms, looking away.
" Did you need something? "
June 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
" Excuse me? "
The hare turned his head, looking over at the wolf with an annoyed look.
" Hmph... You're lucky I'm retired, otherwise I'd kick your behind for a comment like that. "
The hare turned his head, looking over at the wolf with an annoyed look.
" Hmph... You're lucky I'm retired, otherwise I'd kick your behind for a comment like that. "
" Eh... Can't say I hate this club if I'm being honest~ "
“ Welcome to the club . . ”
Most people have a thing for older folks, can’t count how many get on him.
Most people have a thing for older folks, can’t count how many get on him.
" Do uhh-
Do people still mess with older rabbits? "
Do people still mess with older rabbits? "
June 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
" Eh... Can't say I hate this club if I'm being honest~ "
" Hello... Wolf. "
The hare crossed his arms, looking away.
" Did you need something? "
The hare crossed his arms, looking away.
" Did you need something? "
@retiredhare.bsky.social "Peppy. . ."
June 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
" Hello... Wolf. "
The hare crossed his arms, looking away.
" Did you need something? "
The hare crossed his arms, looking away.
" Did you need something? "
Reposted by 𝙿𝙴𝙿𝙿𝚈
ГIt's either you cough up th' money or I crush ya' balls.|
ГFem!Wolf|
ГThicc ass mercenary - will crush ya'|
ГNSFW 18+ WITH SFW WRITING - MDNI|
ГMVRP - selective RP|
ГFeel free to slap a retweet & like|
ГFem!Wolf|
ГThicc ass mercenary - will crush ya'|
ГNSFW 18+ WITH SFW WRITING - MDNI|
ГMVRP - selective RP|
ГFeel free to slap a retweet & like|
December 28, 2024 at 5:50 PM
ГIt's either you cough up th' money or I crush ya' balls.|
ГFem!Wolf|
ГThicc ass mercenary - will crush ya'|
ГNSFW 18+ WITH SFW WRITING - MDNI|
ГMVRP - selective RP|
ГFeel free to slap a retweet & like|
ГFem!Wolf|
ГThicc ass mercenary - will crush ya'|
ГNSFW 18+ WITH SFW WRITING - MDNI|
ГMVRP - selective RP|
ГFeel free to slap a retweet & like|
Reposted by 𝙿𝙴𝙿𝙿𝚈
✧ –"𝙸𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚢, 𝙸'𝚖 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚠𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗."
ѕтrαιɢнт Roleplαy
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"𝚄𝚐𝚑... 𝙵𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛 𝙵𝚘𝚡."
ѕтrαιɢнт Roleplαy
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"𝚄𝚐𝚑... 𝙵𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛 𝙵𝚘𝚡."
November 24, 2024 at 2:36 PM
✧ –"𝙸𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚢, 𝙸'𝚖 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚠𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗."
ѕтrαιɢнт Roleplαy
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"𝚄𝚐𝚑... 𝙵𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛 𝙵𝚘𝚡."
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"𝚄𝚐𝚑... 𝙵𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛 𝙵𝚘𝚡."
" Do uhh-
Do people still mess with older rabbits? "
Do people still mess with older rabbits? "
June 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
" Do uhh-
Do people still mess with older rabbits? "
Do people still mess with older rabbits? "
The one thing that NEVER dies in rabbits, no matter how old they are, is their sex drive!
The hare kept thrusting, never slowing down or stopping, like he was a machine
During their fun, he let out a playful comment.
" Mmh~ Havin' fun down there Fox? "
The hare kept thrusting, never slowing down or stopping, like he was a machine
During their fun, he let out a playful comment.
" Mmh~ Havin' fun down there Fox? "
@retiredhare.bsky.social
She'd had to make sure her coworker still had it in him...
Safe to say... Way more than she expected..~
She'd had to make sure her coworker still had it in him...
Safe to say... Way more than she expected..~
June 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The one thing that NEVER dies in rabbits, no matter how old they are, is their sex drive!
The hare kept thrusting, never slowing down or stopping, like he was a machine
During their fun, he let out a playful comment.
" Mmh~ Havin' fun down there Fox? "
The hare kept thrusting, never slowing down or stopping, like he was a machine
During their fun, he let out a playful comment.
" Mmh~ Havin' fun down there Fox? "
// ouuuuu seeing a dnd based rp account makes me wanna bring over my oc so bad-
June 26, 2025 at 7:18 AM
// ouuuuu seeing a dnd based rp account makes me wanna bring over my oc so bad-
Reposted by 𝙿𝙴𝙿𝙿𝚈
“ 𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓯𝓸𝔁, 𝓕𝓲𝓻𝓮 𝓪𝓽 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵~ ♥ “
March 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
“ 𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓯𝓸𝔁, 𝓕𝓲𝓻𝓮 𝓪𝓽 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵~ ♥ “
Reposted by 𝙿𝙴𝙿𝙿𝚈
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◇ ㄏマーカス・マクラウド ◇
❝ 𝐼 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 ℎ𝑜𝑝𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑒𝑥𝑝𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠. ❞
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✦⇀ ᴘᴀɴsᴇxᴜᴀʟ
✦⇀ ᴅᴇᴛ. | ʟɪᴛ.
✦⇀ ᴄʀᴏssᴏᴠᴇʀ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ
⍟»»————-🤍————-««⍟
⠀
◇ ㄏマーカス・マクラウド ◇
❝ 𝐼 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 ℎ𝑜𝑝𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑒𝑥𝑝𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠. ❞
⍟»»————-💙————-««⍟
✦⇀ ᴘᴀɴsᴇxᴜᴀʟ
✦⇀ ᴅᴇᴛ. | ʟɪᴛ.
✦⇀ ᴄʀᴏssᴏᴠᴇʀ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ
⍟»»————-🤍————-««⍟
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March 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
⠀
◇ ㄏマーカス・マクラウド ◇
❝ 𝐼 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 ℎ𝑜𝑝𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑒𝑥𝑝𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠. ❞
⍟»»————-💙————-««⍟
✦⇀ ᴘᴀɴsᴇxᴜᴀʟ
✦⇀ ᴅᴇᴛ. | ʟɪᴛ.
✦⇀ ᴄʀᴏssᴏᴠᴇʀ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ
⍟»»————-🤍————-««⍟
⠀
◇ ㄏマーカス・マクラウド ◇
❝ 𝐼 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 ℎ𝑜𝑝𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑒𝑥𝑝𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠. ❞
⍟»»————-💙————-««⍟
✦⇀ ᴘᴀɴsᴇxᴜᴀʟ
✦⇀ ᴅᴇᴛ. | ʟɪᴛ.
✦⇀ ᴄʀᴏssᴏᴠᴇʀ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ
⍟»»————-🤍————-««⍟
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Macho fits your body better...
Though I think you can still be cute and be macho...
Though I think you can still be cute and be macho...
Some say he’s cute . . . others call him ‘MACHO’ —
Which is it??
Which is it??
June 25, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Macho fits your body better...
Though I think you can still be cute and be macho...
Though I think you can still be cute and be macho...
" I swear... These "Social Medias" get more confusing by the day... "
June 25, 2025 at 1:08 PM
" I swear... These "Social Medias" get more confusing by the day... "