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Tibetan Buddhist, post-Hegelian, NPD advocate.

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Im fucking twinks above the masjid, told him its not gay I'm greek-pilled.
March 6, 2024 at 9:57 PM
For a long time I felt like I had to use Marx et al. to justify my beliefs to other leftists. I no longer do. Everything important in Marx is found in the Dharma, and Marx can't tell me how many times I can cum in a prostitute a night.

(It's 5 times btw)
March 2, 2024 at 7:29 PM
I realized my issue with the whole Aaron Bushnell thing: it's that he centered himself.
What separates a self-immolation from a suicide is generally that it's a shocking selfless act. That's how it was for Thich Quay Duc, of that guy at the capital last year, or the Congolese man a few months ago.
February 29, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Reading a forward to the Lamrim Chenmo, or really reading context to any buddhist text, is a bit of an exercise in absurdity. Like here, they go over the practices that Tsongkhapa did before composing the Chenmo. Yes, Im sure he was dedicated, but are you sure he did 3 *million* prostrations?
February 28, 2024 at 2:36 PM
So Im not watching this whole fucking video, but there is a part that is interesting(ish)
Vaush admits that his "CP is as bad as child labor" argument is bad, but he doesn't seem to understand why.
February 25, 2024 at 12:27 AM
My favorite hobby is going to art museums and talking like a normal person
"Damn, he went crazy on this one" I say to the Rembrandt "he went sicko mode with these shadows"
This seems to really upset the older patrons.
February 10, 2024 at 6:34 PM
I've found that more grown ass adults are afraid of people with cluster B personalities than they are actually scary things.

You can't alienate all of us. How else are you going to get all of your art and culture?
February 8, 2024 at 11:46 PM
>Catholic imagery
>alcoholic mother figure
>distant demanding father
>guilt
>Sinatra outro

Evangelion is an Italian American anime
February 8, 2024 at 12:26 AM
You think Greg Sadler would be mad if I re-uploaded Half Hour Hegel into a zoomer friendly format? (Subway Surfers game play w/ occasional Family Guy cut away gags)
February 7, 2024 at 12:11 AM
Rainbow body baby. I'm projecting pure loving-kindness to blind my enemies.
February 3, 2024 at 12:26 AM
There is the famous "Kill yourself or have a cup of coffee" bit from Camus' first novel, but what he failed to realize is that coffee makes my stummy hurt and that is way worse than death.
February 2, 2024 at 1:05 PM
The working cover for RRv2. As with anything I do this is subject to change up to the last minute, but I really love the ukiyo-e troll face lady.
February 1, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Man its been ages since I've played a twitter-like. I dont know the meta anymore.

Until then I'll probably post some of our old and unposted memes here.

Also: RRv2 is on the way! Submit your essays on the subject "meme jihad" to editor@aopcar.com
February 1, 2024 at 9:01 PM