... I think vomiting blood is generally not recommended. Get well soon!

NGL looks tasty

If I understand the question, you would just say their dick curves up or their dick curves down. There is not a specific phrase that I'm aware of.

Arg. Understandable I suppose. Off I go on a discovery of horniness.

Okay, yes, but you underestimate the degree to which some of us are demented

It's a genetic thing I seem to remember. It's common for some American Indian tribes I think

Second Saxx. Super comfy, and they finally removed the tag they had on the back so I can finally give it a two-thumbs-up.

Ouch!!! Run over cold water for a while, and here's hoping it doesn't blister too badly.

Congratulations!!! ... I think? Else, if it's something you're randomly considering, I would say it's a really interesting field that has a lot more science (psychology, optics, physics, etc) than you may expect.

Wahoo!!!! Congratulations!!!!