retailwerewolf.bsky.social
@retailwerewolf.bsky.social
27 | M | He/Him | +18 only
Sat down and had some introspection today. Realized that I have two conflicting personality traits:
a) Hating when I get blamed for something I didn't do and
b) Feeling that everything is my fault, therefore blaming myself for everything
HMM...
October 23, 2025 at 9:38 AM
October 23, 2025 at 8:03 AM
The ability to \openracemenu irl to give myself a beard would fix me ngl
October 8, 2025 at 5:33 AM
The consistency with which it rains right before I clock out of my shift is dusgusting
October 5, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Only mildly upset that I've only started seeing candy stores as I've started approaching my 30's. Younger me woulda LOVED them (but not their prices)
October 3, 2025 at 8:44 AM
He makes me absolutely FERAL for his love
September 28, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Realized I'm finally at that point in life where I don't have as much time to play video games anymore.
Even when I do get the chance to I'd rather just sleep
September 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Another day of being absolutely ✨️USELESS✨️ at my job
September 20, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Smol and sneaky. My job class would be a thief
September 20, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Turns out being bilingual is one of my most useful traits, but GOD does it use so much brainpower
September 12, 2025 at 7:57 AM
I FUCKING DROPPED THE BALL ON MY INTERVIEW AND FORGOT THAT FIBER OPTIC WAS MADE OF GLASS
FUCK MY LIFE
August 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I honestly think that if it weren't for my college loans I'd probably be extremely well off and happy. Hell maybe even have a house
July 23, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Oh no please don't... I can't POSSIBLY live without my Hoyoverse account...
July 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Yep, it's THAT kind of day
June 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Reposted
Happy Pride from this aromantic faggot dog! 💚🤍🖤

Now more than ever, it's time to manifest our queerness in ways *terrifying* to those who hate us.

Also! No amount of assimilation or "respectability" will save your rights. If sexual liberation and free love upset you, then do better or get lost. 💜
June 2, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I hate it when job applications demand to know why you've been unemployed between x and y. Like ?? I dunno?? ? Because nobody is hiring????
April 28, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Touching grass is nice, actually
April 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
ha ha April fools I'm actually NOT qualified for this job

but can I still have it pretty please its hard to get 5+ years of work experience if nobody hires newbies
April 1, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Reposted
🙂
March 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Trying to fit in learning python and learning japansese sonI can live out my fantasy of being a shut-in weaboo with a work-from-home
March 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Learn how to draw better, orrr... learn python?
March 25, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Also learned that its possible to make a ribbon master using emulation and homebrew alone. I wish I knew that before buying a physical Gales of Darkness and DS lite (though I'm not complaining)
March 21, 2025 at 11:06 PM
In a BIG mood to play gen 3 pokemon again.
SPECIFICALLY Emerald since I never owned it as a kid
March 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Well, for the forseeable future I'm going to have a LOT more free time.
March 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM