We now know for sure that aliens don't exist, because if they did, you know damn well the redhats would use that revelation to distract us from the fact that their President fucked minors on his rich friend's island

Dark humour for the day:
Do you think Elon knows his idol's opinion on trains?

Since Musk and his fanboys want us to believe he's Tony Stark so bad, I propose an experiment:
Why don't we lock Musk in a cave with shrapnel crawling towards his heart. If he emerges in a technologically advanced super suit, we accept that he is the Messiah. If not, well, it's no great loss.

Whoever decided to make Material You a feature I can't switch off...

I don't exactly wish you the best.

Have you ever seen anything so painful?

Ugh I hate losing my weekends to sickness. Like c'mon, body, let me be sick on company time. Now I have to put the controller down every thirty seconds to cough into my elbow or blow my nose.

I can just post my opinions here? For the world to see? Well, dang. My addiction to shallow validation is gonna have a field day with all those little numbers going up.