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The single greatest speech in TV history.

This resonates in my immortal soul and I will NEVER stop reposting it.

JC x
January 12, 2024 at 9:16 AM
This show is the funniest thing I have seen in years, definitely worth a watch.

JC x
January 11, 2024 at 8:30 AM
Tom Scott... gone.

MatPat... going.

Armchair Historian... moving to his own website

Me... getting Blue's Clues flashbacks

JC x
January 10, 2024 at 1:58 PM
Morning humanity.

You are a bald ape currently riding a rock through space around a giant ball of burning hydrogen at 67,000 mph.

That's pretty cool.

Love one another.

JC ❤️
November 9, 2023 at 7:31 AM
Ok... I mean how the fuckity fuck am I supposedx to choose?

JC x
November 8, 2023 at 11:37 AM
November 7, 2023 at 11:34 AM
November 6, 2023 at 2:53 PM
There will be millions of broken hearts this morning. The 90s was an iconic decade and Friends was a huge part of 90s culture. It feels like we have lost an actual friend today.

Welcome to The Good Place, Matthew Perry. Our little Bingaling.

JC 💔
October 29, 2023 at 5:08 AM
My defining teenage albums.

JC x
October 25, 2023 at 11:46 AM
Mood.

Happy Friday, Humanity.

JC 💔
October 13, 2023 at 8:59 AM
Happy Friday, Everyone!

Remember - if you think your life is boring, keep in mind you're a hairless ape clinging onto a rock that is hurtling around a giant ball of burning gases at 107,000 km/h.

That's pretty fucking exciting tbh.

Big love.

JC x
September 22, 2023 at 8:53 AM
It's the cross-over event we've all been waiting for.

JC x
September 19, 2023 at 10:02 AM
I was up early and bored this morning so I recast Red Dwarf. Too much thought went into this.

Happy Friday.

JC x
September 15, 2023 at 9:24 AM
Happy Friday, you reolvting, bald apes.

Been thinking about Bill over my morning cofffee.

Be excellent to each other.

JC x
August 18, 2023 at 8:50 AM
Morning, you complicated monkeys.

Stay beautiful.

JC x
August 16, 2023 at 5:18 AM
Gorgeous blue sky here in Newcastle this morning.

Have an amazing day, humanity. Live every day like it is your last.

JC x
August 8, 2023 at 5:43 AM
Good morning, you gorgeous rabble.

This is my new poem, titled "What's the Story? (Fuck the Tories).

I hope you enjoy it as much as I raged whilst writing it.

JC x
August 3, 2023 at 7:21 AM