My graduate statistics professor at Texas A&M held his midterm exam review while wearing a MAGA hat. What the university has done since 2024 has really soured the diploma on my wall.

It’s likely a reference to the U2 song “Wake Up Dead Man”, which also has a confusing lack of punctuation.

Sorry for being that guy. It’s the IT in me.

Shouldn’t the domain be alldaughters.com as in the specimen?

My guest network is LAN of the Cave Bear only because my partner won’t let me use Wu-Tang LAN.

Straight to jail.

What next, picking up queso from Chipotle?

It’s muscle memory when opening a new tab sometimes. I have to consciously not type “insta”, “reddi” or “bsky” when I want to go elsewhere.

So close! What about “bygone” instead of “former”?

It’s an Albany expression.

Barry out here singing murder ballads.