Nooooo technodad not the ai generated image 😔 (correct me if I'm wrong, just gives the vibes)

Excellent prevention, my parents were not so lucky when we were like 8 or so 😭 opened the blinds after sending the dog out to see she left us a "gift" in the corner (a beheaded AND skinned rabbit) to which my dad said "well, the Easter bunny's cousin died"

My mom goes FERAL for these, always says "but do they have pickle jellybeans?" when I tell her abt a pickle product

(my dad thinks these are abhorrent because they taste exactly like pickles)

What do you mean I've been studying for 7 hrs and I still don't know everything

They've got an insta! @/cryptidgecko

Oooh sticker sharing time- this is made by my partner! (he doesn't have bluesky 😔)

I get to see my long distance partner for the weekend! Planning to do christmassy things