They're left there by video games

...to sell. I nodded, and then felt a pain and had to go to the bathroom. As I turned to the bathroom, it was full of blood, and I knew I was looking at my immediate future. I went inside.

...came in and handed me an envelope. Inside was a check for $20,000. Some sort of settlement. I signed it and handed it to my brother. We walked down the hall a bit and there were a bunch of radios on a table. I asked if my whole collection was gone yet, and he said there was only one left...

...it was like running in molasses. I felt each beam stab me with a painful electric shock and heat, and it wouldn't stop. I passed out. Next, I was in a hospital, and was walking around, very weak. I knew I had been there a while. I had difficulty talking, and was a bit disfigured. The doctor...

...and the column collapsed like it was ash. Then to the east, there was a similar explosion, but this one was bright white, and as it expanded, bright yellow-green beams started emanating. I could tell it was close because I could see the shock waves on the hills nearby. I started to run but...

...and that I often had dreams of flying and having to avoid wires. We were watching the skies and then they were full of thunder and lightning, and we both enjoyed the show for a bit. Then there was a huge explosion to the north, a black mushroom cloud grew, the mushroom top dissipated quickly...

Even the font.

And didn't the SFW link take you to YERF at one time?

I freeze 'em for a bunch of future lunches!