Mr. Pepsi
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Mr. Pepsi
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I am mister pepsi
drink
pepsi grand
it's because of me and my pepsi grand army and also because pepsi traditionally is round and houses are traditionally square we don't want to be associated with that as a brand
January 7, 2026 at 11:39 PM
okay you got me it's back
January 7, 2026 at 11:34 PM
make me then
January 7, 2026 at 11:33 PM
you can't make me do shit
January 7, 2026 at 11:30 PM
there is no heaven only pepsi grand
July 10, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Reposted by Mr. Pepsi
Click through to the original. He calls it a Pepsi Grand.
July 10, 2024 at 12:47 AM
What?
July 9, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Stop sharing my secrets or I'll turn you into a bic lighter in a single mom's car right around new years eve
July 9, 2024 at 11:30 PM
You don't have to mute "pepsi grand" you could just sit back relax crack open a pepsi grand and enjoy. Yet this seems to be beyond you. Sad.
July 9, 2024 at 11:18 PM
It's not her story to tell… it's mine.

Hello I'm Mr Pepsi and sadly that's the end of my long tail.
Ha… ha… welll stranger it's been a long day how about you unwind and smash open a boiling hot jar of pepsi grand into your face hole.
July 9, 2024 at 10:38 PM
you wouldn't know pespiless bitch
July 8, 2024 at 11:39 PM
yall better stop or else
July 8, 2024 at 11:38 PM