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you should be allowed to call off work for waking up with a stuffed nose and phlegm in your throat. for all i know i couldve choked to death in my sleep this morning.
January 10, 2026 at 5:48 AM
you should be allowed to call off work for waking up with a stuffed nose and phlegm in your throat. for all i know i couldve choked to death in my sleep this morning.
when im at home i like to stick my hand down my pants cause its warm and not for any sick and depraved reasons
January 10, 2026 at 5:32 AM
when im at home i like to stick my hand down my pants cause its warm and not for any sick and depraved reasons
manager asked my coworker at noon to cook him a fish. 10 pm he finally shows up and is genuinely surprised to hear that i had to throw it out
January 10, 2026 at 4:19 AM
manager asked my coworker at noon to cook him a fish. 10 pm he finally shows up and is genuinely surprised to hear that i had to throw it out
you wanna enable little pervert settings? yeah, you wanna enable the little pervert settings.
January 9, 2026 at 6:46 AM
you wanna enable little pervert settings? yeah, you wanna enable the little pervert settings.
the worst part of it is that the people i wanted to notice most stopped caring long ago
sometimes i wonder how i survived so long not being true to myself
January 9, 2026 at 6:11 AM
the worst part of it is that the people i wanted to notice most stopped caring long ago
sometimes i wonder how i survived so long not being true to myself
January 9, 2026 at 6:09 AM
sometimes i wonder how i survived so long not being true to myself
6 year old me wouldve been amazed to know i get to push around the pallet full of lunchables at my job
January 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
6 year old me wouldve been amazed to know i get to push around the pallet full of lunchables at my job
it is genuinely a great feeling to be the most responsible person i know at my age
January 9, 2026 at 2:23 AM
it is genuinely a great feeling to be the most responsible person i know at my age
you can just go into stores and not buy anything
January 9, 2026 at 12:20 AM
you can just go into stores and not buy anything
tractor supply co lesbians....
January 9, 2026 at 12:18 AM
tractor supply co lesbians....
proud citizen of a town that looks like this #killallpedestrians
January 8, 2026 at 6:58 PM
proud citizen of a town that looks like this #killallpedestrians
i dont want to have sex i want to play with my cast iron skillet
January 8, 2026 at 10:50 AM
i dont want to have sex i want to play with my cast iron skillet
little cunt town i want to go i want to go
January 8, 2026 at 10:34 AM
little cunt town i want to go i want to go
when i was 13 i pretended to be 16. now im 20 something and want to pretend to be 50
January 8, 2026 at 9:33 AM
when i was 13 i pretended to be 16. now im 20 something and want to pretend to be 50
is the word faggot allowed
January 8, 2026 at 9:23 AM
is the word faggot allowed
wait i should use this site lol
January 8, 2026 at 2:04 AM
wait i should use this site lol
whenever i start worrying i imagine beavis and butthead providing commentary on my life and telling me to shut up and then i stop feeling things
October 19, 2025 at 5:17 AM
whenever i start worrying i imagine beavis and butthead providing commentary on my life and telling me to shut up and then i stop feeling things
asked my ai assistant to explain a family guy cutaway and it uninstalled itself
October 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
asked my ai assistant to explain a family guy cutaway and it uninstalled itself
eating the fuck out of some baby spinach and realizing being a rabbits probably awesome dude
September 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
eating the fuck out of some baby spinach and realizing being a rabbits probably awesome dude
her hunched neck and broad shoulders and flat ass have captivated me
September 16, 2025 at 6:36 AM
her hunched neck and broad shoulders and flat ass have captivated me