Starscream’s human wife
@reptilianpigeon.bsky.social
24 year old self shipper (actually I smooch all three of the elite trine, not just Starscream) and local paleo loser
Ask me a dinosaur question and I have an answer
Ask me a dinosaur question and I have an answer
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why's he always ragebaiting himself 😭Shockwave aint even in the room dawg #starscream #transformers
February 8, 2026 at 9:52 AM
why's he always ragebaiting himself 😭Shockwave aint even in the room dawg #starscream #transformers
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February 5, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Migraines suck I hate them 😭
February 7, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Migraines suck I hate them 😭
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ME AND STARSCREAM FRFR
February 7, 2026 at 6:29 AM
ME AND STARSCREAM FRFR
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Today is my birthday!!!😆🎉Let's celebrate! Thanks for all your support and love! 💕
February 5, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Today is my birthday!!!😆🎉Let's celebrate! Thanks for all your support and love! 💕
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This was so fun!!!
February 5, 2026 at 1:48 AM
This was so fun!!!
Birthday dinner with The Boyfs and besties!!
#yumeship #yumesky #selfship #starscream #skywarp #thundercracker
#yumeship #yumesky #selfship #starscream #skywarp #thundercracker
February 4, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Birthday dinner with The Boyfs and besties!!
#yumeship #yumesky #selfship #starscream #skywarp #thundercracker
#yumeship #yumesky #selfship #starscream #skywarp #thundercracker
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February 4, 2026 at 3:45 PM
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anytime I see skywarp smile like this. I feel blessed.
January 18, 2026 at 3:42 AM
anytime I see skywarp smile like this. I feel blessed.
They’re working :)
February 3, 2026 at 12:45 AM
They’re working :)
I fucked my knee up a few days ago and now I’m finally feeling the pain in the middle of work 😭
I need this ibuprofen to kick in faster
I need this ibuprofen to kick in faster
February 2, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I fucked my knee up a few days ago and now I’m finally feeling the pain in the middle of work 😭
I need this ibuprofen to kick in faster
I need this ibuprofen to kick in faster
This screams Thundercracker actually
He’d totally do that after I had a rough day at work
He’d totally do that after I had a rough day at work
#bubbleprompt
❤️ f/o gently cupping yume's face in their hands and kissing them slowly, softly
#yumesky #yumeshipping
❤️ f/o gently cupping yume's face in their hands and kissing them slowly, softly
#yumesky #yumeshipping
February 1, 2026 at 5:24 AM
This screams Thundercracker actually
He’d totally do that after I had a rough day at work
He’d totally do that after I had a rough day at work
Thundercracker staring at me losing my mind at a gem and mineral show (we’ve been walking for hours and I physically can’t shut up about everything and I am also .5 seconds away from crying about the fossils)
January 29, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Thundercracker staring at me losing my mind at a gem and mineral show (we’ve been walking for hours and I physically can’t shut up about everything and I am also .5 seconds away from crying about the fossils)
I firmly believe that Starscream would be actively invested in his human S/O’s skincare
On Primus you’re gonna have the clearest, softest skin of any organic the universe has ever seen and you best believe he’s putting the masks on and massaging that lotion in himself
On Primus you’re gonna have the clearest, softest skin of any organic the universe has ever seen and you best believe he’s putting the masks on and massaging that lotion in himself
January 29, 2026 at 7:14 AM
I firmly believe that Starscream would be actively invested in his human S/O’s skincare
On Primus you’re gonna have the clearest, softest skin of any organic the universe has ever seen and you best believe he’s putting the masks on and massaging that lotion in himself
On Primus you’re gonna have the clearest, softest skin of any organic the universe has ever seen and you best believe he’s putting the masks on and massaging that lotion in himself
Man earlier today my store manager and I watched a lady bare foot the ice in our parking lot right in front of our store
Had us both screaming bc girl why are you DOING THAT IN THE MIDDLE OF A STRIP PARKING LOT
Had us both screaming bc girl why are you DOING THAT IN THE MIDDLE OF A STRIP PARKING LOT
January 29, 2026 at 6:51 AM
Man earlier today my store manager and I watched a lady bare foot the ice in our parking lot right in front of our store
Had us both screaming bc girl why are you DOING THAT IN THE MIDDLE OF A STRIP PARKING LOT
Had us both screaming bc girl why are you DOING THAT IN THE MIDDLE OF A STRIP PARKING LOT
It’d be the other way around bc I’m the one that picks up weird bugs
I’m chasing Starscream, Skywarp gets in on it and gets a bug too, and poor Thundercracker is just gonna put up with it all 😭
I’m chasing Starscream, Skywarp gets in on it and gets a bug too, and poor Thundercracker is just gonna put up with it all 😭
Prompt for yumes~!
"f/o chasing yume around with a bug 🐛" -🦊
"f/o chasing yume around with a bug 🐛" -🦊
January 29, 2026 at 2:07 AM
It’d be the other way around bc I’m the one that picks up weird bugs
I’m chasing Starscream, Skywarp gets in on it and gets a bug too, and poor Thundercracker is just gonna put up with it all 😭
I’m chasing Starscream, Skywarp gets in on it and gets a bug too, and poor Thundercracker is just gonna put up with it all 😭
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January 27, 2026 at 3:18 PM
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I made a tribute to our favorite war criminal in all his many iterations to kick off 2026 with! Credits can be found in the video description on youtube.
#starscream #transformers #six_the_musical #animatic
youtu.be/7RW7cowTnb0
#starscream #transformers #six_the_musical #animatic
youtu.be/7RW7cowTnb0
Second In Commands [Six] - a Starscream Tribute Animatic
YouTube video by ZeroProStudio
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January 1, 2026 at 5:15 PM
I made a tribute to our favorite war criminal in all his many iterations to kick off 2026 with! Credits can be found in the video description on youtube.
#starscream #transformers #six_the_musical #animatic
youtu.be/7RW7cowTnb0
#starscream #transformers #six_the_musical #animatic
youtu.be/7RW7cowTnb0