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ReptileHand
@reptilehand.bsky.social
Maybe I play games a little too much

East coast best coast

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WOW only 2 weeks away and they're sounding the alarms like they charged my card today! Of course there's no funds on my Epic Account, I only added a gift card for a free skin

Un-interreupted access my butt. I'll re-sub at the end of December so I get BP progress for December and then all of January
November 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
If you're a company that sells subscriptions, don't do this shit

I get the whole point is to "warn users that their sub is coming up" but the funny part is that as long as you have funds on auto-renew, they won't warn you shit. They only scream at you when you buy one a la carte every other month
November 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Phantom Rider next
November 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
November 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Realized with like, 15 minutes left of the season, I wasn't getting the xp for my second to last tier

So with solos at 6am having low queues, I let her have it! We were both at the end of the pass as she was using tier 60 cosmetics. I figured she needed it more. Kinda felt good too! 😊🥇
November 11, 2025 at 12:22 PM
So I kinda mismanaged my time and only got 8 days of 2XP in, which isnt a whole lot for 70 friggin tiers but I made the most of it

I played all morning until I was 2 tiers away from 70, tier-skipped for 100 currency back and the top half of the outfit!

I won SO MANY MATCHES 👑 (more xp for a win)
November 11, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I pull in 6 of these Full Body trainer cards a year and 2 of them had to start off with Marlon and Hala

Still cool for the collection I guess
November 11, 2025 at 8:41 AM
it's you
November 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
CUTE
November 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Really wanna give this Harold and the Purple Crayon variant to my supervisor for christmas lol

I volunteer to do the grunt work in the library's children's section by putting back swaths of books on low shelves with crammed space. I keep re-shelving that book on occasion so it might make him laugh
November 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM
You gotta be "freaking" *hurk* 🤢kidding me. I guess I'll tone it down on the swears 🙄
November 7, 2025 at 3:49 AM
After chatting with PS Support over the $220 "repair" fee, I asked how I could send in actual feedback, because I'm sick of waiting for them to figure stuff out each console generation

So that little birdie told me the address is listed on *every* email they send, which means...

SNAIL MAIL!!! 🐌
November 7, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Ben Affleck wasn't the same after Batman vs Superman
November 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
(Reese's) Take 5, Kit Kat, Whatchamacallit
November 3, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Love these shoes that Nike has out. I wonder if they'd work as dress shoes? Would like to see them in Fortnite to go with some of my snake themed outfits
November 2, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I love him
November 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Forgot to post these, I got pretty lucky with the shiny as most of the other ones aren't as cool. Gyarados pack has a lot of hits bc that magikarp card is almost as good as the IRL one

Man... the world would eat itself if we got a TCG Pocket expansion IRL. I'm sure they're thinking of it with codes
November 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Just sent out dozens of cards to my friends in Pocket TCG. Maybe you were one of them!
November 2, 2025 at 7:37 AM
SOON
November 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
The moon is right
November 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Little shits... that's why theyre promoting the Simpsons. The season ends tomorrow 💀 I thought it was November 2nd or 3rd

Time to do all my ranked quests today I guess!
October 31, 2025 at 2:35 PM
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
October 31, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Japan Studio sorta did this! You gotta stop the good guys from getting through your underground tunnels and capturing Badman. You pickaxe spots to spawn monsters and create a defense. I like your idea because building and customizing a castle sounds fun
October 31, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Pretty cool, pretty cool!
October 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Love when a game actually rewards you for sticking with a buddy and playing support :D
October 30, 2025 at 4:17 AM